You are way better off using an escort service rather than picking up a hooker.
You know, as far as misspellings and bad grammar, it could be that goddamn iPhone auto correct at work. That thing has butchered many of my posts.
On the other hand, when I was a lead Planner & Estimator, I would review the other P & E's Statements Of Work and wonder how in the hell they ever made it out of 8th Grade.
I quit correcting people on this board when I was told by Joe that it wasn't really all that friendly or helpful. If you've been around, you know the gist of what they are talking about. Sometimes it's irresistible, like when I posted "Wurd" to the OP on the "airbnb" thread. Just saying, if you highlight a word and right-click, it will give you the correct spelling. Maybe people don't know that.
I used to go nuts on TA correcting people who used "Fremont" instead of "Fremont", even going so far as to post a link to the Wiki page of John C. Fremont, whom the street is named after.
In the end does it matter? Umm, not really.