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Aria does JPW711 again, live in 1080p. Jan 15-19, 2020

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by jpw711, Jan 15, 2020.

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  1. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Lol. That's a gold strike tunica vip private bar running joke about my cat, Wheezie Whopper Jefferson.

    I walk into that bar and people say: is that your cat.
     
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  2. Multifarious5

    Multifarious5 VIP Whale

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    Oh my gosh, I have been curious for MONTHS on what that meant! This made my night!

    Ps love his name.... sounds like a handful, just like you!:blowkiss:
     
  3. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    So the joke goes, everybody is hammered, and somehow I start taking about my cat that shows up everyday on my armrest on my chair at 4pm. Kerplop. This has the bars attention, then this one dude says: is that your cat?

    I say, "no, I leave the front door open year around"

    Laughter erupts

    Flashforward a month, a lady has been claiming another guy told this story. I walk in, there old guy and bartender say : is that your cat?

    She is mortified, and I'm the "is that your cat" guy
     
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  4. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Had to use packing tape to close the 2 inch gap between curtains and wall. Hard to get room dark with all of the light switches all over the room.

    Morimoto sushi way better than catch sushi.


    Time for a bloody mary
     
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    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    You travel with packing tape?
     
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    Chuck2009x just don't ask him to use points on a $6 coffee. That is a moral line in the for sand FOR @jpw711 a line it the sand I absolutely agree with him on! Nooooooo$6 coffee, points or cash!
     
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  7. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Scotch tape too!
     
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    Use a pant hanger on the curtains works like a charm.
     
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  9. martinr

    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    What else is in your bag, MacGyver?
     
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  10. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Sahara still has great bloody Mary's![​IMG]
     
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    notfromconcentrate Connoisseur of dive casinos and obnoxious outfits

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    Cheers from downtown Toronto JPW. I had a sudden work assignment to do on the go, so I stopped in here for a beer so I could sit down and write it up from my phone.

    Hope the machines at Sahara are ready to pay you up!

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Sure I'll gave another drink[​IMG]
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    And another. No twenty minute rule here. Titos is standard here also[​IMG]
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Look me up at Aria!
     
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    Uranium 235 Low-Roller

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    Yes there is...when they’re your kids.
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    From where, Javier's?
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Uno mas at Sahara, I have a $15 comp, that's three tacos!
     
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    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    Pictures! Unless you've already inhaled them!
     
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    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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