"Andrea, I just peed in my pants"

I wont be getting the pics til next week sometime, and when I do I PROMISE I will post them, so here goes the TR!

The Maids: Me, Holly, Cari, Raquel, Lauren, Brittany, and Heather.
The Bride: Amanda


Thursday April 6th:"Let's get this Mother F*ing Party Started"

I'm sitting at work trying to do as much work as possible to make the time go by faster, but the clock never seemed to move. Holly and Amanda were flying in at 3PM and I was suppose to go pick them up after I got off work at 6, so around 3, my boss walks up to me and tells me "balance your drawer and get the hell out of here, go have fun see you Monday". My jaw dropped, I got the hell out of there before she could change her mind. I flew to airport and got the girls. Needless to say they were drunk and my car smelled like Ketel One after they got in. We went and had dinner at Claim Jumper by my house then we came back got changed and headed off to VooDoo.

We took a cab to VooDoo and got there around 10:30 it was pretty dead, then around 11:30 it was soooo crowded, they have an event called "voodoo rising" every thurs night. We just kept walking around talking to random men. We told them that Amanda's was running for Prom Queen and to vote for her. At one point in the night I look over and Amanda is drinking tequila, she never drinks it, but I guess it was time to celebrate. They met these men that invited us to breakfast at Paris (who am I to pass up free food?) I have no recollection of breakfast or the ride over there.

Friday April 7th:"TIme To Celebrate"
We woke up and got ready to run some errands before checking into TI. WE grabbed some booze from Albertsons, picked up my check from work and took off. Check in was a breeze, the girl Krista was a sweetheart. We requested adjoining rooms as there were going to be 8 girls with 4 to a room. WE were starving at this point and headed over to Fashion Show and ate at RA Sushi, yummy, loved it. Cari, Raquel, Heather and Lauren finally arrived and we left to meet them, we started drinking and began getting ready to go out. We were planning on going to PURE. Finally "the hoe train" as I like to call it was ready and we walked outside to the cab line, I'm walking with drink in hand, purse in the other and we come across this group of 8-10 guys, and a big gust of wind decides to show up and completely lifts my mini skirt and shows my ass to everyone the bellmen, the taxis the people in line for a taxi, the group of guys started calling me "Marilyn". Amanda couldn't stop laughing she thought it was perfect timing...
The best part of the night was our "props". They consisted of a penis water gun for Amanda and penis straws for us. We kept asking people if they wanted to suck our d*@%'s. No guys really did. PURE was mediocre, same shit different day, but the girls had a good time and I had a good time being with them. Holly and I somehow got seperated from the group and i guess we took a cab back to TI. Everyone was already in the room when we got there and told us they were really worried. eh whatever. they were just as drunk as us.

The best part of the evening was Holly and I were walking down the stairs at PURE, Holly was a couple steps ahead of me and all of a sudden she went crashing down the stairs, I started laughing at her and whaddayaknow??? I went tumbling down right behind her. The bouncers ran over to us and I looked at one of them and said "don't worry, we're on our way out right now". Well as we're leaving Holly discloses to me that while she was taking her trip down the stairs she peed her pants-yes folks-she pissed her pants. Of course, we made fun of her for the rest of the weeked.

Saturday April 8th: "I Love This Bar"
Britt was flying in today at 3,but her flight got delayed, so she didnt get in until 6:30 I felt really bad for her.
We rented a limo from Presidential, absolutely amazing...Robert (las_vegas_limo_driver) was awesome. All the girls loved you Robert and couldn't stop talking about you the whole night! Sorry if we said or did anything to offend you. You were the best!

Our first stop was the naughty store cause we needed to buy more straws...The limo ride was so much fun, we got hammered in there, because we hadnt eaten all day and all we did was drink...It was then that we called the groom to let him know how much fun we were having. The convo went something like this:

Ryan: "Hello"
All of us: "GROOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!"
Ryan (laughing hysterically)
Holly: "We just wanted to let you know that Amanda's bachelorette party was much better than your Bachelor Party."
Ryan: "No I don't think so-"
Holly: " No, Ryan we checked around and the general concensus is that we're having a much better time. Talk to you later buhbye." (click) :evillaugh
Too damn funny that holly is hilarious.



We ate dinner at Toby Keith's and took in the live entertainment there. (If any of you all like country music you should check this place out the band there is unbelieveable, not to mention, they're pretty easy on the eyes.) We were all dressed up in our bachelorette gear. I'm sure many of you have seen girls that have shirts that say "Maid of Honor" "Bridesmaid" etc. I had a different idea. Amanda had one that said "I Do" the rest of us had shirts that said "I don't". Everyone told us how original and cute it was. I just smiled and said "thank you" :evillaugh ...We had a blast at Toby's (I always do).
Most of the group had dispersed, but Britt, Amanda and I were not ready to go back, so we went to Carnaval COurt to drink and dance a little more. We ran into my roomie and we stayed until they shut the place down. We then proceeded to IP to eat. TO every person that walked by I was like "welcome to Las vegas, nice to have you" "Hi how y'all doing?" It was hilarious because they were just as drunk as I was and were responding. We met these guys at the IP coffee shop, they sat with us and we bullshitted with them for 2 hours, we then decided that it was time to go home. I think we got in around 6.

Sunday :"Who needs the Bellagio Fountains?"
we went to the pool at 11 and started drinking (i'm still sunburnt). We sat at the pool until 6 drinking and shooting people with our water guns.Cari kept shooting them in the air and said "WHo needs the Bellagio Fountains when you have these?" We kept going up to guys at the pool and asking them if they lost "this" and then we would pull the gun out of the water. We all crashed for 3 hours and I ended up going home so I could rest up for work on Monday. The girls ended up crashing too.

Monday April 10: "Girls, I just met my future husband"
I went to work with no voice. The girls called me and told me that I had one night of solid rest and that I had to get my ass to the Venetian (where they were staying that night) cause we were eating dinner at Delmonicos at 9 so i obliged. I wasn't going to go, but then I thought what the hell i never see these girls and who knows when the hell I'll ever see them again?? So i went and I was greeted with a shot of Jack, and then one of Goldschlager, then about a bottle of wine per person at dinner, plus a couple of jack and diet's at dinner. I was toast. Our server was awesome. Dinner was amazing, well me and the server kept making googley eyes at each other as Raquel said we were doing. We told him that we wanted to go to a strip club, and that he had to meet us there, our bill at Delmonicos was around 700.00, but worth every penny. He later told me that there were five tables that compained abut us. I guess we're just not cut out to go to places where you have to behave.

We finally make it to the Spearmint Rhino and go to our table, I guess I forgot that I had to go to work the next day. We made sure the bride had her share of lap dances. We were all wasted, and Jack21, yes i did see the swede girl, she was hot, she actually gave me a lap dance. I only had one, cause the waiter showed up shortly after we got there and I was preoccupied with him. I kept telling the girls that I had just met my future husband. We stayed for a couple of hours. So we headed back to the Venetian and I took off to go home, but I couldn't drive, so the waiter and I sat in the casino and talked until I sobered up, before I knew it, 5AM had rolled around,so we said our goodbyes and went our seperate ways.

The girls took off yesterday and I am so sad. I'll see them in two weeks, but I wish they were here still.
All in all we had a great weekend. It was filled with laughter, nudity, drunk phone calls (sorry Angy and Mikey), and just down right damn good fun!
It seems like everytime we get together in Vegas, it's just keeps getting better and better. I know we had a better time than Ryan...

 

Sounds like you had an awesome time!
Good stuff!!

 

Didn't disappoint. Outstanding.

 

Good friends, Good times.........sounds perfect to me

 

Beautiful.... Just Beautiful

 

sounds like a great time. I might have to check out toby keiths when i go, i love country music.

 

Nice going Marilyn... err... I mean, Andrea. If my trip next week is half as fun as yours, I know I'll have a good time.

 

Oh, I Know you did!! :wink

Can't wait to see the evidence...I mean pictures

 

Yes, photos please!! Sooner rather than later!

Another great report Drea. And... I don't know a thing about that Marilyn impression...

 

Very nicely done!! A $700 tab at Delmonico ... I would have loved to have been at the table next to yours.

"yes folks-she pissed her pants" That's just priceless.

"yes i did see the swede girl, she was hot, she actually gave me a lap dance" That's just awesome.

Good times. You rock Drea!!

 

Drea, you and your pals do it up right! Glad to hear a good time was had by all and gratefull for another classic quote from the party pack!

 

Sounds like you and the girls had plenty of memorable moments to laugh about for years to come. Glad you had a great time!

 

I've never met you, but I thoroughly enjoyed your story. Too bad I didn't run into you when you were drunk. I adore messing with the minds of drunk women in groups. They always freak out when you say something like "Jenny (or any random name) has been calling all night looking for you"

 

Sounds like you had an awesome time. Isn't it great to have your best girls with you in the town you love? Lovin' Las Vegas!

Thanks for sharing...

 

Nice report

 

Great TR Doing fun (& sometimes really stupid) stuff and reminising (sp?) & laughing your ass off about it for months and even years later is what life is about... that's what we'll all remember when we're 90 and on our way out....not that "fun" day at work...lol

Great read.... nice photos too ~ Dino