All Chick No **** Sin City Shenanigans - Pre-Trip Report and Advice Please!

Ya, I know I've got a few days to go...but as you can see from my board activity of late, not a hell of a lot is getting done at my workplace.

Us Golden Gals - Sequined Southern Sexpot Sheryl (Blanche - no further comments), her Holy Hot Tamale Mama Sharon (Sophia - think younger and leopard prints version of her daughter Blanche), Columbus Cutie Rene (Rose - could pass as Swedish, just not as dumb) and myself the Toronto Temptress Becks (Dorothy - for the snark, not for big manly honker) will congregate in the desert in weather that will turn their cream blusher into a milkshake. But that's okay - we'll have enough foo foo drinks to fill the Mandalay Pool. And we'll get our Vitamin C too!

We'll be at theHOTEL from the 17-22 - it will be theBOMB!

On deck:
-Peeing my pants in a helicopter to the Grand Canyon;
-Hopefully not peeing my pants due to alcohol consumption at the late night showing of "O";
-Olives, Fix, Rosemary's, Bellagio Buffet, Peppermill and probably late-night crappy food that will require the Peptol;
-A scenic drive through the Valley of Fire in air con comfort;
-Picking up some ****-me boots while shopping;
-Consuming a beverage with no hands (figure that one out!); :evillaugh
-Seeing if all of us gals can take a bath in theTUB;
-Sheryl breaking her make-out record of 5 guys in one night;
-Cartwheels in the Luxor poker room with Terry;
-Grain Train Brain Damage;
-More tourists staring at our wardrobe choices like we're members of the Taliban (lighten up people!);
-and hopefully moments that I will never remember (but will be reminded of for the Trip Report!)

So before I depart I actually have a few questions:

1) From the airport to theHOTEL, where is the best place to pick up a case of water and some booze? I'll be in a cab, so it can't be off the beaten track.

2) The easiest (less traffic) route from Rosemary's to the Valley of Fire to the Premium Outlet Mall? Yes, I can do that on Mapquest, but I was hoping some locals could guide me to a route that would shave some time off our journey, if possible.

Thank ya'll!

 

~Note to self~ Get out there and make out with a girl named Sheryl... Hopefully first...

And whats up with the T2V ladies and tubs and showers! GAWDDDDDDDD!!!

And there is nothing wrong with the F-me boots.. Nothing at all...

 

Why oh why don't women like this live near me????????

 

Bill--they might live near you, but most only ACT like this in Vegas.....

 

Am I to understand that Sharon is the mother of Sheryl & y'all are gonna take a bath together??? This is just too wierd :evillaugh .

 

I was thinking about the youngins, Blackjack. Sharon is a bit classier than the rest.

And as Hoya says guys, I hold down a fairly respectable life and job here. So when I go to Vegas, I want to forget that I'm a responsible, dignified lassy and become a complete and utter (but faithful) tart!

I hope Terry knows what he's getting into... :evillaugh

Anyone know where I can grab water and booze on the way to theHOTEL?

 

If you go east out of the airport, there's a grocery store (Von's) on the corner of Tropicana and Maryland Parkway--it's diagonally across the same intersection as the Crown & Anchor, and there's an In & Out just a little bit north on Maryland Parkway as well.

 

PS Not sure where a liquor store would be in that vicinity--you can get beer & wine at Vons but not liquor--Mikey, maybe you noticed something in the area??

 

Why do I sense danger?!....

 

Nuff said... I feel better now. Nothing wrong with a Sweet Tart . Taking a bath with your mother might be grounds for therapy, but letting loose & forgetting reality for a few days is a good thing. I'm sure Terry has an idea of what he's in for, but a few surprises never hurt anyone :evillaugh .

 

Buck up ya wussy! One man's danger is another man's fun....

I'll trade ya places for one week.......

 

Hell, I'll trade places for just 1 hour!!!!!!!

 

Aren't you in Hawaii right now? Done!!

 

One more week broh..... I leave on Saturday....

 

SweetP Have fun I can't to hear all about it .. Don't know if you will be back by the time I leave but if your not -- I will read about it when I return!

Go big or Go home!

Leave some cuties for us ..

Live it up and enjoy every moment with your girls

Good luck & stay safe!