Ya, I know I've got a few days to go...but as you can see from my board activity of late, not a hell of a lot is getting done at my workplace. 
Us Golden Gals - Sequined Southern Sexpot Sheryl (Blanche - no further comments), her Holy Hot Tamale Mama Sharon (Sophia - think younger and leopard prints version of her daughter Blanche), Columbus Cutie Rene (Rose - could pass as Swedish, just not as dumb) and myself the Toronto Temptress Becks (Dorothy - for the snark, not for big manly honker) will congregate in the desert in weather that will turn their cream blusher into a milkshake. But that's okay - we'll have enough foo foo drinks to fill the Mandalay Pool. And we'll get our Vitamin C too!
We'll be at theHOTEL from the 17-22 - it will be theBOMB!
On deck:
-Peeing my pants in a helicopter to the Grand Canyon;
-Hopefully not peeing my pants due to alcohol consumption at the late night showing of "O";
-Olives, Fix, Rosemary's, Bellagio Buffet, Peppermill and probably late-night crappy food that will require the Peptol;
-A scenic drive through the Valley of Fire in air con comfort;
-Picking up some ****-me boots while shopping;
-Consuming a beverage with no hands (figure that one out!); :evillaugh
-Seeing if all of us gals can take a bath in theTUB;
-Sheryl breaking her make-out record of 5 guys in one night;
-Cartwheels in the Luxor poker room with Terry;
-Grain Train Brain Damage;
-More tourists staring at our wardrobe choices like we're members of the Taliban (lighten up people!);
-and hopefully moments that I will never remember (but will be reminded of for the Trip Report!)
So before I depart I actually have a few questions:
1) From the airport to theHOTEL, where is the best place to pick up a case of water and some booze? I'll be in a cab, so it can't be off the beaten track.
2) The easiest (less traffic) route from Rosemary's to the Valley of Fire to the Premium Outlet Mall? Yes, I can do that on Mapquest, but I was hoping some locals could guide me to a route that would shave some time off our journey, if possible.
Thank ya'll!
Us Golden Gals - Sequined Southern Sexpot Sheryl (Blanche - no further comments), her Holy Hot Tamale Mama Sharon (Sophia - think younger and leopard prints version of her daughter Blanche), Columbus Cutie Rene (Rose - could pass as Swedish, just not as dumb) and myself the Toronto Temptress Becks (Dorothy - for the snark, not for big manly honker) will congregate in the desert in weather that will turn their cream blusher into a milkshake. But that's okay - we'll have enough foo foo drinks to fill the Mandalay Pool. And we'll get our Vitamin C too!
We'll be at theHOTEL from the 17-22 - it will be theBOMB!
On deck:
-Peeing my pants in a helicopter to the Grand Canyon;
-Hopefully not peeing my pants due to alcohol consumption at the late night showing of "O";
-Olives, Fix, Rosemary's, Bellagio Buffet, Peppermill and probably late-night crappy food that will require the Peptol;
-A scenic drive through the Valley of Fire in air con comfort;
-Picking up some ****-me boots while shopping;
-Consuming a beverage with no hands (figure that one out!); :evillaugh
-Seeing if all of us gals can take a bath in theTUB;
-Sheryl breaking her make-out record of 5 guys in one night;
-Cartwheels in the Luxor poker room with Terry;
-Grain Train Brain Damage;
-More tourists staring at our wardrobe choices like we're members of the Taliban (lighten up people!);
-and hopefully moments that I will never remember (but will be reminded of for the Trip Report!)
So before I depart I actually have a few questions:
1) From the airport to theHOTEL, where is the best place to pick up a case of water and some booze? I'll be in a cab, so it can't be off the beaten track.
2) The easiest (less traffic) route from Rosemary's to the Valley of Fire to the Premium Outlet Mall? Yes, I can do that on Mapquest, but I was hoping some locals could guide me to a route that would shave some time off our journey, if possible.
Thank ya'll!
Have fun 