A Wisconsin's Dad or Country Whiskey Sour?

Since I got to go home early...why not write up my TR...so here goes...

Dates: Friday, Nov. 30 - Monday, Dec. 3
Starring Roles: me, Mizz Kittie, Haidy aka Baby Cougar
Supporting Cast: Iris my Coworker, Drea
Crew: Ducky (Derek), GreenBay (Terry), Cheerleader (Sean), Wisconsin (Jesse), Eminem (John) and Greg.

Friday: Woke up too early to a rainy and gloomy day. Who cares, right? Well I do, my hair does not do well in humidity…LOL. Anyway, I was supposed to pick up MissKittie at 9a, which was not possible as I didn’t leave my house until 9:20a. As I am sitting in the worse traffic ever, and us LA drivers can’t drive for shit in the rain, I soon realize that I forgot my garment bag with my “going out” clothes. FUCK! I exit and turn right back around towards my house…..I’m kicking myself and thinking, great, now I won’t get to Vegas until 2 or 3p Oh so wrong…we didn’t check into the hotel until almost 6p! Traffic and the Rain was RIDICULOUS!!!

On a good note, we did stop at the outlets for some shopping and hit In-N-Out upon our arrival to Mecca.


Animal Style Fries no onions, cheeseburger no onion no tomato extra lettuce, and a coke with lemon.

Finally got settled into the room, and by this time, we had set plans to meet up Marty’s boys at H&H. Both Mizz Kittie and I got ready and headed out to meet them around 9:30p. Boy are we glad we did! We nicknamed all of them, except for Greg…too coherent and sober-like for us to give him a proper nickname…maybe next time! Anywho….as soon as we got there, we see a bunch of tall as motherfuckers…and with MizzKittie being a full 4’11”…well…let’s just say they were in awe of her. Haidy finally joined us a little bit later on. Excellent times were had by all that night as I, of course, danced on the bar, Greenbay puked and danced to some crazy country shiat.


Green Bay, Wisconsin, Ducky, Me, Greg and Cheerleader!



Not sure who that girls is, but she was scary as hell



Boys will be boys


Saturday Morning: Finally strolled out of bed and decided that I had to go shopping. What can I say…I love to shop! We went to Peppermilll as MizzKittie had never been there to get our eat on, and the food, was once again, oh so good. Start talking about the events that occurred the previous day and night, and decide to nickname Haidy “Baby Cougar”. Once finished with our yummy food, we decided to hit the Walgreens right next door and Ross…where MizzKittie bought her $7.99 sunglasses (they play a role later on…). Next stop is the Wynn….where I bought these fabulous pair of shoes at 50% off…great buy!!!!

OK, time for us to head back to the room and nap. At this time, Iris and her crew had arrived. Made plans and decided to hit up LAX. Called Drea to join us, and she kept giving me lame ass excuses …but you know I worked my magic, because she was at Luxor right on time, looking hot as hell!!! A total of 14 girls were there that night, and even though we weren’t all together most of the time, we definitely knew we were hot smoking bitches!!! After a certain point, we were over LAX, and decide to meet up the boys again….so we (me, Drea, Baby Cougar and MizzKittie) are off! As we are driving, we decide we need to drive with the top down, so Baby Cougar, Drea and MizzKittie were yelling “Top Down! Top Down!” Put the top down, no less than 30 seconds, we start hearing, “Top Up! Top Up!” I made them suffer a little bit…actually, until we got to DT. :evillaugh Call up Ducky see where they are and we meet at the 4 Queens because we all desperately needed to go potty! Head over to H&H yet again…as if one night of hillybilly/ country shenanigans weren’t enough…and as we were walking over, MizzKittie went Rosie Perez on me…lord knows what she said, but I just nodded and laughed. We get there, and we see Wisconsin, Eminem and Cheerleader….the other two were no where to be found…maybe Puker was still puking We hang out, and the next thing I know, MizzKittie is gone…oh well! I’m wasn't and didn't worry about her


Drea and I looking oh so fine!


Drinks were flowing!


Girls freezing their hot asses off :evillaugh

We drank, we walked, I gambled finally….and called it a night just before 6a. Baby Cougar is OK to drive, so D and I get into the car, and knock out. It took us 40 minutes to get home….Baby Cougar got LOST!!! Yeah, she lives in Vegas and she get’s lost….I just don’t know about her :confused2: Finally make it back up to the room and knock out. FYI… Drea slept with me….OH YEAH!!!!

This night, we decided to name Iris’ friend ESL….she has a thick accent...and we really didn’t like her. We also found out that, MizzKittie tried to play rock star the whole way through and put on her sunglasses and was taking pictures of herself all the way home through the hotel….she figured she would be her own paparazzi and kept yelling out, that’s right I’m cute, little and a Rock Star! I think she put them on because she looked like shit by that time…but hey, that’s just me :evillaugh



Sunday: We all finally wake up, and poor D has to do the “walk of shame” i.e. go back to Excalibur to get her car in the same dress as the night before! Baby Cougar, MizzKittie and I finally decide we need comfort food and go to this Thai restaurant, OCHA, for some of their yummy, oh so good soup. We eat, laugh, talk about last night and how D was so gracious enough to let me see her in all of her glory as a Piggy Back ride between her and Wisconsin went horribly bad! :evillaugh

We then head out to Tropicana because I need to purchase a Body World Exhibit ticket…..and thinking about it, it was my very first time there! I thought it would be bigger and more cheesy, but it looked like every other casino.

Finally made it back to the room and it’s Nap Time!!!


Sunday Night: Let all the Festivities Begin. What was supposed to be a 6 person dinner at Okada Sunday night, turned into a 3 person dinner. MizzKittie was still sleeping, as was Baby Cougar, and one of Iris’ other friends changed her flight from Monday to Sunday night. Oh well….we had awesome food. As we were leaving, we decide to check out Tryst only on the sole condition that we do not pay to get in. Well….3 hot girls…of course we don’t pay…and as soon as we get in we want to leave. But oh crap, how are we gonna sneak past the guy that was kind of enough to let us in in the first place?….why plead (*cough* flirt) with another bouncer to let us leave through another exit of course! It worked.

By this time, Baby Cougar and MizzKittie were having a party of their own back in the room at HR. We meet up with them, have a few drinks ourselves, because you know I never travel to Vegas empty handed, and head out to Body English. We get in and we have a ball! Met these awesome guys from NY who were oh so gracious enough to let us hang out in their booth overlooking the dance floor. We partied like Rock Stars! Finally called it yet another night around 5:30a. A great FUCKING night if I do say so myself.


MizzKittie and I


Such a Beautiful View

Monday: Damn, it hurt to wake up but we had to as we had to drive back to LA . The drive back home was awesome. MizzKittie and I had never laughed so hard talking about the weekend’s event! Although we have no distinct theme song for this trip as we normally do, we do have our drinks….her’s and Baby Cougar's was a “Wisconsin’s Dad” (rum and coke) and mine was a “Country Whiskey Sour” (Jim Beam ).



A FUCKING great trip

 

wow seems like you go to vegas more than me. wow

 

A F'N great report

 

Who me?!?! Nah...:evillaugh

 

Damn girl...I had a freaking great time...I'm so glad you rolled my ass outta bed and made me come! Thanks for the great time until next time girl!

 

nice TR!

 

cool

Go Angel GO

 

Well done report, thanks.

 

That's so beautiful! *tear*

Sounds like a great time was had by all. Once again, I'm jealous.

 

Great TR

Great pics and report!

 

Told you to join us...but Noooooo! :evillaugh

 

DAMN! I thought you were just messing with me.

 

Damn, I am speechless!! That was excellent.

 

Major Edit: Mizz Kittie is 4'9"....I was being too generous making her 2 inches taller.

D, you were right...haha

 

LOL..I know I was drunk when she told me, but I *knew* she told me she was 4'9"!!!

 

I know I know....haha...you would think I would know for how long i've known the girl...too funny!

 

nice TR.

 

Thank you for the enjoyable read, Ms. Queen of TRs...

 

Why sir, I think I just got my new nickname...LOL!

 

Loved the report and the pics. I'm envious of your closeness to Vegas.