HurricaneMikey
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Remember how we had all those threads about stuff we did and didn't wanna hear during the Madness? Well, here are a few of the things I did hear this past week.
1) Security is here, again.
2) Mikey: Drew, what the hell are you doing?
Drew: I'm taking a picture of my bus.
Mikey: That ain't your bus. It's much too long.
3) I can't even beat you jackasses. You expect me to sit down at a real poker table?
4) Angy:How many more cards do we get?
Dealer: One.
Angy: Ok, I'll play then.
Mikey and Snert, in unison: D'oh!
5) What does your tattoo say?
"Boobie rides for $1".
Got change for a fiver?
6) Why are you wearing a bowling glove at the poker table? You got ice skates on too?
7) I wasn't at the Vegas sign three hours ago.
Dude, we have photographic evidence--you're even wearing the same shirt, you drunken retard.
I have no recollection of that...
8) Is that tattoo your handiwork?
Of course it is. Don't you recognize a Picasso when you see one, f*cker?
9) Search him! He's got dope!
10) That's quite a manly drink you got there with all them chocolate sprinkles on top...
11) I don't think you're using that tequila bottle in the way God intended.
12) I think Angy just broke the luggage carousel.
13) Lemme get a picture of you stacking Terry's chips.
14) I'm folding this hand out of respect. That, and I gotta go piss really bad.
15) Man, even Doc wouldn't play this hand...
16) Somebody should tell her to go to the clinic tomorrow and get checked out. She might be pregnant after that last lapdance.
17) What am I supposed to do with this empty chip rack?
Hand it over, you won't be needing it any more...
18) You know what I'm going to do with my winnings? I'm going to buy a hooker that looks just like Marty and make her iron my shirt!
19) Angy, put the bleach away. This isn't that kind of party...
20) You get one more beard at that table, you're gonna have The Last F*ckin' Supper.
Mikey
1) Security is here, again.
2) Mikey: Drew, what the hell are you doing?
Drew: I'm taking a picture of my bus.
Mikey: That ain't your bus. It's much too long.
3) I can't even beat you jackasses. You expect me to sit down at a real poker table?
4) Angy:How many more cards do we get?
Dealer: One.
Angy: Ok, I'll play then.
Mikey and Snert, in unison: D'oh!
5) What does your tattoo say?
"Boobie rides for $1".
Got change for a fiver?
6) Why are you wearing a bowling glove at the poker table? You got ice skates on too?
7) I wasn't at the Vegas sign three hours ago.
Dude, we have photographic evidence--you're even wearing the same shirt, you drunken retard.
I have no recollection of that...
8) Is that tattoo your handiwork?
Of course it is. Don't you recognize a Picasso when you see one, f*cker?
9) Search him! He's got dope!
10) That's quite a manly drink you got there with all them chocolate sprinkles on top...
11) I don't think you're using that tequila bottle in the way God intended.
12) I think Angy just broke the luggage carousel.
13) Lemme get a picture of you stacking Terry's chips.
14) I'm folding this hand out of respect. That, and I gotta go piss really bad.
15) Man, even Doc wouldn't play this hand...
16) Somebody should tell her to go to the clinic tomorrow and get checked out. She might be pregnant after that last lapdance.
17) What am I supposed to do with this empty chip rack?
Hand it over, you won't be needing it any more...
18) You know what I'm going to do with my winnings? I'm going to buy a hooker that looks just like Marty and make her iron my shirt!
19) Angy, put the bleach away. This isn't that kind of party...
20) You get one more beard at that table, you're gonna have The Last F*ckin' Supper.
Mikey