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A Drunk-n-Degenerate B-Day in Vegas! Live TR Starring Gaggles, Beejay, Macker & Borat

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, May 8, 2012.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    let me know if that friend request didn't go thru. I fat fingered one of them on the phonetic
     
  2. alexanbo

    alexanbo High-Roller

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    Is it true BJ that in honour of natedogg you're bringing down your progression hand written on a Red Lobster napking?

    Your progression of payments to Macker's mom of course, 1c,2c,5c......
     
  3. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    she IS a master of supply/demand and seems to raise her prices progressively when I'm on a roll...
     
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    Is Alexanbo even allowed to make Mom jokes? I though he was going to cry last time with Gaggles yelling at him about the "lack of moral values" that his mother has :cry:
     
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    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Yes the center bar at NYNY is definitely on the regular rotation now!
     
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    JulieM Low-Roller

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    hahahaha....OK:beer:
     
  7. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    The no W-2 thing is off to a flying F'n start.....had to make a stop on my rounds today and slipped into this:

    [​IMG]
     
  8. RAWDAWG33

    RAWDAWG33 Low-Roller

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    where you slip into that at ? thought VEGAS was a few weeks away for you guys
     
  9. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Just got a call from buddy "Big Dog" who joined in on a couple trips in 2008 and 2009. Hasn't been back in 2010 or 2011. He is up for this trip but can't come til Sun 2pm. So I moved my flight Mon night back to Tues and extended trip 1 day. Booked Caesars overlapping with Bellagio.

    Bellagio Fri, Sat, Sun nights
    Caesars Sun, Mon, Tues nights

    Arriving 4:15pm Fri June 1st, Leaving 5:55pm Tues, June 5th

    That is a LONG time to be in Vegas, especially given my propensity to play $5 machines at Harrah's Council Bluffs on a random trip to nebraska today. hmmm. better find a way to stick to quarters!!!

    It'll be nice to have 3 full days at the pool now and not be without a hotel at all in the trip. Really do need to maintain some discipline or I'm gonna end up blowing double my bankroll and be miserable.

    Thinking of the following plan to make it fun. I can play any type of VP game, but I have to start at 25 cent, and can only move up in denominations after a won hand. A pair returning the bet is NOT a won hand. has to be at least a 2 pair in JOB. this forces me to only move up occasionally when on a hot streak. and it kinda forces me to play some JOB or I'll never get past dollars.
    which is the goal. lol.
     
  10. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I flew out to Nebraska to grab a Runza and hit Harrah's council bluffs on my way back to the airport.
     
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    obrien73 Low-Roller

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    That is a long damn trip. I'm off Friday for a 4 day drinking binge and that seems a bit long to me. Hopefully you can keep your bank roll intact.
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    GAGGLES, BEEEJAY, MACKER, BORAT, BIG DOG, BIG SACK
    Triumphant Return to Vegas Pool Party Scene
    EXCLUSIVE PHOTO

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    TMZ has obtained a photo of Gaggles, BeeeJay, Macker, Borat, Big Dog, Big Sack back in the danger zone -- the Las Vegas pool party scene -- where they were SURROUNDED by hot chicks in bikinis ... and a TON of security.

    Gaggles, BeeeJay, Macker, Borat, Big Dog, Big Sack quietly hit the Liquid pool party at the Aria Hotel on Saturday ... sporting a t-shirt, shades ... and a ringless wedding finger.

    Sources at the pool tell us Gaggles, BeeeJay, Macker, Borat, Big Dog, Big Sack were flanked by a security team -- like the behemoth on the far right -- while they visited with a couple of friends inside a private cabana.

    Of course, Vegas was the epicenter of Gaggles, BeeeJay, Macker, Borat, Big Dog, Big Sack's debauchery and shenanigans back in the day -- thanks to ladies like Rachel Uchitel and other women of her ilk.

    This time, it's unclear if Gaggles, BeeeJay, Macker, Borat, Big Dog, Big Sack found a special friend at the pool party ... but they definitely had some options. Check out the pics from the pool that day ... thanks to our pals at Hookers & Blow DOT COM!!!!!
     
  13. BeeeJay

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    5 days/4 nights. That length can be pretty brutal. I'm hoping I've done enough of those trips, and some over twice that length, to learn how to dial it back. The really long ones are almost easier because I could take entire days off gambling and work from the hotel room, but this mid-range with friends in town the entire time I won't really have that option.

    Ideal pool weather should help, and Big Dog arriving the final 2 days prefers the lower limit tables so that is extremely helpful. Also Gaggles is pushing a downtown trip during one of the prime days of Friday or Saturday so that should help. It's still easy to blow money, but if I'm sitting at Golden Gate or Casino Royale, at least I know there will be some cheaper options to have fun and still play.
     
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    Oh this should be epic lol

    too bad you didn't consult with me ,too, since my birthday falls into those dates, too and we coulda double celebrated hehe

    But alas, I am flying out on Sunday May 13 , Mother's Day as a treat to myself for being such a wonderful mother lol
    Gaggles n Macker can attest to that as they met my daughter back in Laughlin :evillaugh when she accompanied me on a comp'd trip :)

    Have a blast you guys :)
     
  15. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Ok I have refined my gaming theory and subsequent plan.

    Here is my theory:

    Video poker is rigged. Yeah I said it.

    What you say? Is this another Rob Singer rant? And from his arch-enemy no less?

    No my friends, my theory is based not on a martingale-like system, or fancy hocus pocus. My theory is based on experience and cold hard numbers.

    Any game that does not return 100% is effectively "fixed" against the player. It may not be "fixed" in the conspiracy theory sense, but by definition it is set up to take all your money over the long term.

    The only way to "win" is to pay less for the entertainment by betting at as low a level and playing as few hands as possible.

    But THAT is BORING!

    "Aye, thar's the Rub" you say?

    Yeah I've heard that before, and more often in Vegas from a sexy siren than a eye-patched pirate.

    I need to find a way to play low, but keep it interesting. There has to be a chance, however small, for that big hit. I mean the chance is small anyway so making it smaller, as long as it still exists, shouldn't effect the dopamine release.

    So here is the plan.

    I am going to start each session on 25 cent JOB. For each hand I win, I can move up in denomination. I am allowed to play any game on the machine. A win is defined SOLELY as something that returns more coin than the bet. A JOB pair is not a win. 3 of a kind is.

    So basically to get up to the classic Beeejay/Gaggles first night $5,000 tilt game of $5 DDB, I would have to win at 25 cent, 50 cent, $1, and $2. I would basically have to be playing JOB at those levels to even have an outside chance of getting to $5. Can't remember the last time I got 4 straight hands of 3OAK on DDB.

    Now what makes this interesting is I can switch up to any game at any time. I can hit back-to-back 2 pairs on JOB, then try my DDB at $1. Or just play DDB on quarters. Whatever it takes.

    The net effect is I still have a chance to hit. Its no less likely I get up to $5 and hit a royal than it is I get dealt a royal on 100-play super times pay with a 10X multiplier, right?. lol.

    So this will keep low play exciting. I'll waste a bunch of time switching games. I think its a great theory.

    Until the first glass of Goose coincides wtih quarter JOB aces with kicker.:wink2:
     
  16. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    They couldn't stop raving about her. You did a great job. They were so impressed they even mentioned they would be happy to help her get started celebrating mother's day! :wink2::poke::wink2:
     
  17. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I don't see the big deal with that new Canadian $20 Bill. It doesn't look that bad to me.....

    [​IMG]
     
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    OH good grief lol , A little more lively looking than your $20.00s huh lol
     
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    So I guys I am feeling pretty bad about some stuff with Alexanbo. You see he is in Vegas right now as we speak solo, but I was supposed to go. I had to bail due to work, but really do feel bad. Trouble is that I feel even worse for another reason, but I would like to add that how could something so bad, feel so right???? I will not get into this other reason as it is something that should not be aired publicly. That being said I felt I had to do something to apologize and Alexanbo has a hefty build like myself, so he must like cake right? I think this will be a great apology.

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    hahaha suck it fucker :poke:
     
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    That is some funny shiznit right there
     
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