Finally time again for another degenerate jaunt to the land of opportunity. 3 sleeps at the Delano + 2 more at the Flamingo. Highlights will be few and far between, but I may surprise you. Will likely include incredible amounts of drinking and VP, a stop at the dispensary, plenty of nonsensical jibber-jabber and very questionable decision making. I'll take plenty of pictures and with any luck I don't lose all my money before I catch my return flight. I have been lucky to journal each and every one of my Vegas adventures and this represents magical trip #30. This is your Captain speaking. I'm at the airport, ready for an ontime departure. Show starts upon arrival in roughly 5 hrs.