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25 Gorgeous Women...

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Breeze147, Dec 31, 2016.

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  1. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    ...Live within 5 miles of me they all want me to call them. I can see their head shots and they are indeed sweethearts.

    At least that's what the ad says.
     
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  2. C0usineddie

    C0usineddie VIP Whale

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    looks like its your lucky day!!
     
  3. BlacklabberMike

    BlacklabberMike VIP Whale

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    reminds me of the Glitter Gulch ads.. 25, count 'em 25 gorgeous ladies........'till you went inside
     
  4. Chuck2009x

    Chuck2009x VIP Whale

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    Well, that oughta see you through the middle of January at least.
     
  5. wishman35

    wishman35 VIP Whale

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    All I remember is an asian lady dancing on me at the Gulch - and then minutes later it seems she was phoning Visa since my CC wouldn't accept the charges. Wish I wasnt multiple La Bayou slushies in. I am sure the scene with the stripper standing there in her skivvies phoning Visa putting the phone up to my ear to approve the charges would've been pretty funny.

    That next morning was fun... that joint tried charging both my Visa and my debit card a plethora of amounts from $50 to $500 to $1000... all declined. Eventually they got some money out of me. I tried to dispute it for fun but they are the one company who has actually taken a CC dispute truly serious. They went as far as sending me a packet showing I signed this whole agreement with them (signature clearly forged - even drunk, I know that wasnt my handwriting) and advised they would send over a video tape of me signing all of this.

    Needless to say, I felt it unnecessary to go further and have a video tape of me inside that scum hole circulated lol
     
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  6. nostresshere

    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    There are a few rules when it comes to anything to do with "ladies of the night", especially strip clubs. NEVER, EVER, EVER use credit or debit cards. Cash only. No cash? Don't do it.
     
  7. Johnzimbo

    Johnzimbo VIP Whale

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    Yeah but the ladies of Southern Maryland take Blue Chip stamps so Breeze is good to go
     
  8. hotreds

    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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    Jerry Springer paid his lady of the night with a personal check- look where he is now!
     
  9. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Fortunately, other ads promise to grow my johnson 4 to 6 inches overnight and another says I can get unlimited Viagra from Canadian pharmacies, so I'm good to go.
     
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  10. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    They were also born with flat heads so you have a place to rest your Buds.
     
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  11. SH0CK

    SH0CK Stylin' and Profilin' Quasi Tech Admin

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    You really need to stop going to those sites and clear your cookies and browser cache once in awhile. You'll go blind, ya know? :kill:
     
  12. shokhead

    shokhead No big spender unless eating drinking having fun!

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    Remember, you can prick your finger but you can't, well you know.
     
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  13. Richard Alpert

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    I can't read this! Where's that screen magnifier? :blink:

    RICHARD
     
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  14. Jerseyguy

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    You sure thats not the same 25 women who live near me? They must get around. Anyway,if you want female companionship just move into a over 55 like me and as a single guy you'll have widows and divorcees all over you like stink on a monkey. Theres a shitload of them here and some arent all that bad looking. The best part is a lot of them have buried or divorced some wealthy guys and are loaded. My one golf buddy hooked up with a 9-11 widow and is living large wintering over in FL. ,another guy met a lady who has a big house on the water and a place down south for winter.golf.
     
  15. BlueBellThunder

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    When I was younger I always wanted to be a man whore. Now that I'm older not so much. But if that's what floats your boat lol.
     
  16. nostresshere

    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    Not only can I not see it, but with my carpel tunnel ailment I could not pick it up anyways.
     
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  17. Willy Makeamess

    Willy Makeamess Tourist

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    I wouldn't take the chance personally,but then I live within 5 miles of Susan Boyle....
     
  18. Joe Strummer

    Joe Strummer VIP Whale

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    STD's are growing at the fastest rates in some FLA retirement community.
    "Live well and prosper !......just Jimmy up !"
     
  19. Jerseyguy

    Jerseyguy VIP Whale

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    Thats at The Villages in central FL. My neighbors here moved down there and after a year or so decided to come back here. Luckily (for us) they couldnt sell down there so they're staying put.
     
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