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2 drunk brits - live(ish) 24/6 to 8/7, 14 nights, anniv/ oh f*ck I’m 40/ geez I need a Vegas trip

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Nikkid21, Jun 12, 2019.

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  1. Nikkid21

    Nikkid21 High-Roller

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    Brief pause for this , beer and 5 dollar freebet at casio royale. Our fealer was possible the least suited man to be customer facing ever . So miserable it was funny . Think uncle fester with gut ache and you are getting close

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    Remember when alarmist every casino has one of these monsters ??
     
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    Vegas ‘ it’s a small world ‘ it just one cornetto (give it to me) ?

    [​IMG]aliens have landed


    It took 1hr 15 of actual walking to reach

    Typing going wonky - extra test tube shot in margarita must have done it


    Jol wants to walk all the way downtown
     
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    Resorts world is coming along well , definitely ‘inspired ‘ by wynncore

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    Just as empty as Bally’s bazaar but 20 times the price
     
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    Continuing our casino dive tour we went went where it smells of popcorn , desperation and the sad yearning of parents for the days before kids

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    ImGine that pink thing on the shelf of your childhood bedroom - how many years of therapy would it cost ??

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    Clowns are the big draw
     
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    Briefly turning off my snark

    These guys were impressive

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    Three way
     
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    Who has $20 table mins ?

    Circus circus - it’s not normal - should be their marketing slogan

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    No resort fee !!
     
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    Not so lucky dragon

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    Big pricks - jols the one in the stripes

    Sorry jol when u read this - tequila did it
     
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    Hot n run SLS with jol $10 match play

    Buy in 30, Lays 10 plus match play for ace high Pai Gow , uses other 10 to buy dragon - pair 6 and 8 (split)

    Dealer pulls aces and queens

    Easy come
    Easy go

    And onwards to strat

    Bye bye SLS , we will be back when you are Sahara
     
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    This is Jol, hold on to your hats everyone, she’s day drinking, T shirt slogan incoming?
     
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    Ever wonder what this looks like in the inside ? [​IMG]

    Wonder no more - I got yelled at for taking a pic so we exited quickly [​IMG]

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    We made it !!
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    Not sure I would sit hear suited up after this sign
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    Refill

    Decided to get a lyft to downtown as in halves the chances of getting raped and murdered

    Jol very happy as we are having a go on a self driving lyft


    No self drive lift for jol as they were precious about me bringing my lidded drink in the car
     
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    4 queens

    10 solar face up Pai Gow

    Losing but having fun with lovely couple from Sam Diego who are married 47 yrs tomorrow

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    Played face up of at 4qqqq for 3 1-2 hrs. Losing our butts , having lots of fun. Played with a sweet coupe from dandiego who have been married 46 yrs tomorrow. So cute still hugging, checking each others hands and generally still being completely in love . That’s what we aspire to in 29 years time

    Jol in for £160 and me £170 but we had a great time , just wish we had bought more cash from the safe a it’s a long way away

    Having a break in magnolias with chicken parm (what I would have ordered at ilfornio anyway) and a filthy burger for jol. Turns out we have $22 in comps so cheap dinner

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    Slowed down the drinking as can’t face getting in the plane dry heaving (again)

    I’ve had such a blast this trip. Apart from
    Going home winners (and there’s still
    Time to get 5 aces) it’s been everything we could have hoped it would be . We are so lucky to have the time and funds to do this and great family to watch the kids
    #blesssd and all that jazz
     
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    Back to the fun stuff

    4qqqq appears to be an as hoc changing room for the Fremont st weird

    It’s most unnerving to walking into the bathroom and be confronted by a girl wearing nothing but dental floss panties and 2 gold hoops through her nipples !

    Sorry guys - no photo
     
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    spicole No shirt, no shoes... NO DICE!

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    Boooooo!
     
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    I thank you for taking us on this glorious, hysterical trip. I’m so glad you have a great time, met fantastic people and had some good luck with the gambol. Safe travels and Ya’ll come back.
     
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    The lesser spotted keno lounge

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    Spandex nation - lead singer is a bit flat, not a patch on rock steady
     
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    1am , mostly packed and enjoying a last glass of wine in the room

    We’re done with gambling so I’ve done our final tally up

    With gambling for 12 nights of our 15 night trip we are down just under $1200. $50 a night entertainment money is an absolute bargain and we’ve had lots of fun

    On the upside the discounts and comps list is a pleasing $2600 give or take

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    We’ve seen 7 shows (postmodern jukebox twice). Best was a tie between pmj and Robbie , worst was x country

    Stayed in 5 hotels including our one night crash pad at downtown grand . Best room was definitely Wynn for its Alexa tech and huge tub / power shower. Best service and pool is 4 seasons by a long way .

    Food wise we’ve eaten a lot of junk but black bear diner was a great new discovery and Grotto at GN was worth a mention

    10 days on my bruises are still spectacular but hiking in Zion was probably the most memorable part of our trip

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