I was at a blackjack table in Harrah's (!!) for 26 hours, no breaks other than (cough) rest rooms.. Overall staying awake record is probably...
Best? Well, not to quibble over definitions but I can't help but wonder if our ranking reflected the general inability to travel at speeds above...
I'm afraid to get a new phone because I will lose that as an excuse if the photos don't get better after that.
Grazie. Glad you enjoyed it. For future reference, @Richard Alpert and I have a deal. He gets all the professionally-written jokes and all of...
Must be a documentary. Seems like a lot of that going on lately....
In 40 years or so, someone will be having a "how I met your grandmother" talk while President Tiesto drones on in the background on CNN (Cable...
Chok'Lit Shoppe... Hakkasan... 6 of 1, half dozen of another. [ATTACH] I just hope when the next big thing comes along, gambling isn't a...
Convention might be overstating it. It was more like a dinner party, this particular time. Just Americans, with maybe the odd Canadian thrown in.
Now they tell me. [ATTACH]
Can't say for sure that happened to NFC, but I believe it happens a lot. I once went to a hooker convention at a Brazilian steakhouse and...
I'd answer that by saying, "I think it's fine but I think it's a giant pain, sometimes, to swim to Windsor when there are casinos in downtown...
Click your heels together three times and repeat after me, "There is no place like the CKLW transmitter"
There is a school of thought that suggests that it is good to be obscure. And that the best jokes are ones that only one or two other people...
Neither Putin nor Guffman is keeping me from my appointed tasks. It's my internet service slowing me down. Witlessness is in a distant second -...
Probably just a sartorial front for the Canadian Intelligence Agency.
You're being hijacked by a mime?
Flowcharts, "Grids" ... Is there any kind of visual-spatial data organization the man can't do?
We'll call it 'theoretical intelligence' instead of 'operational intelligence' in this case. Mostly. :licklips:
I'm all in favor of shirtless, hot Jewish babes.
You have an interesting collection of past tense verbs.
Separate names with a comma.
