Dockers, polo shirt, deck shoes.
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I have two venetian blinds to hang. For the man cave. Which I will have to go downstairs and out to the shed to get my drill, drill bits, a...
I'm 70 and love concerts. Last one I saw was Boston at the Las Vegas Downtown Events Center, two years ago.
I have probably been to 20...
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to...
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
I'm going to stop saying I would give my right arm for a hole in one.:eek:
Sorry for your loss, flyguyfl.
My father died in his sleep at 72 after shoveling snow all day and getting screamed at by my sister that the space...
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally.
As they start to have sex,...
The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.
What a dandy aspic shot.
Sunny, high 80's.
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
You had one of the most amazing dynasties ever in the MJ Bulls.
(DMR's first camera)
This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened...
The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.
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