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Soccer joke

Discussion in 'The Sports Book' started by Joe, Jun 17, 2014.

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  1. Joe

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  2. M0rtyC

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    Very nice.
     
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    What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?


    COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. feeltheheat

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    What does a fan do after Netherlands wins the World Championship?
    He turns off his PS4 and goes to have dinner.
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    Fernando Torres has settled as a barman. He is good at putting shots over the bar .
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    Pres. Barack Obama, in a recent press conference announced that United States have reduced their budget for the Department of defence to $400 billion annually.
    The US is no longer the State with highest expenditures on the defenses. The Honor now goes to Manchester City.
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    "may I know where to get the best diving equipment" ..."you should ask brazil" his friend replied.
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    son 2 father:"would you please tell me what is the feeling of winning the world championship." father:"sorry son, we're from the netherlands"
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  5. kevstf

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    What did the Dutch ever do to you :evillaugh

    The problem with Holland is they become World Champions a lot..only not in football/soccer
     
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