Inspiration needed: Vegas related pranks

Okay this is an odd post, I know. Basically 4 of us are coming out to Vegas in early April. One of our group of 4 mid-20's, Bob, arrives 24 hours after the other three. For absolutely no justifiable reason we want to set him up really badly.

An example:

Play some kind of drinking game that's completely fixed, with the loser having to dress as a hotdog for a night out, then finishing with him locked in a hotel room with 10 transvestite BDSM prostitutes and no safe word.

Okay, that's obviously not gonna happen. But if anyone does have a funny idea I'll include it in a TR with pictorial evidence.

 

How Gullible to LV may Bob be? Does he know where your booked hotel is etc?
Sounds like a fun joke,but could backfire w/o proper preparation..Can't think of an any scenario w/o a lot of work on 24 hrs notice..
Tell naive Bob you guys hit it big and limo is waiting at airport with his name on arrival..(pre-paid by you guys) and drive him to some strip club where you are waiting?

 

If he is a Vegas virgin, take him to Loughlin/Needles/Freemont St and tell him "This is the strip and there is nothing more"

Tell him its ok to urinate in public..resort fees is a myth.

Show him where ceasar lived.

 

Have him meet you all at the hotel. Stand there looking all disgusted with yourselves and tell him you are all going home because you all lost last night. Be sure to set it up with packed suitcases and the works.

 

Get him so drunk that he passes out and then drive him to Bakersfield and check him into a cheap motel. As a plus mount some kind of nanny-cam to record the inevitable "WTF" moment when he wakes up.

 

Double book a really cheap, run down, seedy "hourly rate" kind of motel off the strip and have a limo pick him up at the airport and meet you guys there. You can tell him it's worth it because you get a free limo to and from the airport.

If you don't go the limo route, you can tell him you had to downgrade hotels after losing your bankroll the first night.

You can tell him you (or one of your friends) met a girl and she's letting you guys crash with her.

See if you can actually get him to stay there...or think he's going to be staying there. His reaction will be priceless depending on how you play it.

Provide more specific info on your guys' likes, budget, experience in Vegas, his knowledge of Vegas, etc. and I'm sure you'll get more specific ideas. Good luck

 

Haha brilliant. All this stuff so far has on the floor. Definitely going to take some stuff from all of these.

Rob, you're definitely right, some more info will help.

2 of us (not him) have booked a Suite at MGM (Skyline Marquee)

The other two (including him) haven't booked rooms yet

He has been to Vegas once, but he's pretty gullible, spaced out and generally just not that sharpest tool in the shed.

Budget is whatever we want it to be. The other 3 of us would gladly put in $500 each or more if it was epic enough.

We also have no morals if that helps (though drugging him may just about be too far)

 

Not sure how you could fake it, but try and slip some ATM receipts that says he just gambled away $5k.

Get a burner phone and add in some fake converstions. Unless he just gets wasted one night, that might require you getting access their phone.

 

Put him and his mattress on the hotel roof, then slip the rest of your friends some roofies, and watch the hilarity that ensues....oh wait....

 

This is what I was going to suggest too, oddly.

Can you convince Bob someone hit it big? Rent a Lamborghini/Ferrari, tell him the suite at MGM is a penthouse even though it's not, get stacks of $100's...

 

I would go the other way..Give him "virgin drinks"/Odules in lieu of alcoholic drinks and let him wonder why he is not feeling the BUZZ

If everything else fails, use Duct Tape & Imagination

 

The 3 of you get henna tatoos of a full sleeve and tell him he is next (real tatto obv) and that you guys are paying.

 

^This...except I'd go the other way with it and watch him slowly begin to act like he's drunk. Very doable too, all you need is a couple cases of bottled beer that you can refill with a nonalcoholic beer...either twist off caps or just buy a bottle capper and some caps (very cheap). Plus the bright side is you can enjoy the real beers the night before and save those bottles for refilling...then when you're all drinking together in the room have the 3 of you drinking the real ones while he's drinking the swapped out ones.

 

Ooooh.. with THAT budget....

His first night is party hard night for all but worst for him.
Arrange for the ugliest, largest, hairiest, nastiest Vegas "PRO" to wake up to next to Bob.
Get all the pics, action shots etc.

Just make sure all valuables are hidden or in a diff room.

 

If you can keep him away from a smart phone you catch him hungover enough right after he wakes up, you might be able to convince him that he's lost a day and fill him in on the ridiculousness of what he's done during that lost day and what you all had to do to get him back to the room. Stage the room and yourselves to make it good. You don't need a lot of props to make it good either. Or get yourselves and the room ready, then wake him up in a panic while your boys are frantically packing and freaking out, convince him you have to get out of here right now. You don't need a big story, you just want him to freak out for 5 minutes or so.

 

Hire a transsexual prostitute (with all goods still intact) that looks like a real girl and send her(him) to his room.

Two very funny scenarios can result from this.

1) He comes running out of his room screaming like a bat out of hell.

2) He actually bangs her and pretends like no one knew she was a transexual, and then laugh at him hysterically asking him how his first homosexual experience went.

 

Send a Limo for him at the airport to take him to Binions to check in, let him wander around trying to find the hotel check in desk, when they tell him the hotel is closed he will be pissed!

 

I'm wondering what you could do with some fake stacks of hundies.

You could probably get a bunch of the $5000 or $10000 wrappers from the cage.

Then you need a shitload of singles, and some hundies to put on the outside.

Convince him that someone won really big.

I can't figure out what happens in the middle but the end of it is that whoever won big 'loses' it all and somehow blames it on him.

Or that everybody got a few stacks to play with except he was passed out. And now its all gone.

Or some shit like that.

 

Check him in at Hooters or the Motel 6 next door. Tell him there is a limit to the number of people in the MGM room and the additional cost is outrageous.

Have a chef/cook put some nasty ingredient in his appetizer, while you guys eat and rave about the good ones. The whole trip.

Every now and then, have a hottie come up, kiss him on the cheek, and say sexily, "Hi ----, thanks", and walk off. Ask him how drunk he was the night before and what happened.

Steal his underwear from his luggage when he drops his stuff off in the room.

 

Sorry about that photo, guys! Way larger than I thought it would be...if possible, perhaps a moderator can delete that post...thanks!