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Live Dec 28-Jan 8: Spirit of Savvy Trip Report

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Royal Flusher, Dec 28, 2013.

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  1. WWGB

    WWGB High-Roller

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    Oh, thank you! I had trouble sleeping, and was looking for something entertaining to read. I was already laughing out loud before "he does something I've never seen before," and ended up with tears in my eyes.

    Wow. Just re-read for another dose. Haven't laughed that hard since reading Josh Wolk's Amazing Race recaps.

    I wonder if your friend "found" the jacket at a buffet, too.
     
  2. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    That is f'ing hilarious!

    I hadn't realized Gaggles had hispanic relatives, but I'm sure of it now because this buffet burglar sounds an awful lot like his late night room service tray grazing.

    My wife scolded me for laughing uncontrollably at 2am, but it was worth it! :nworthy:
     
  3. Travel Fanatic

    Travel Fanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Robble Robble :hmmm:
     
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  4. Funkhouser

    Funkhouser In Charge of the Big Door

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    Flusher you will be receiving a call from my attorney on retainer over at Funkhouser law, I think he maybe a long lost cousin or something..

    Spoiler alert for those who have not caught up on your blog.

    Anyway I was most grotesquely injured as I upended myself out of my office chair while reading the following from your blog post and laughing uncontrollably, while that bitch chair went over backwards.

    Quote from Royal Flusher

    'I happened to be chatting with some of the staff at the time and let them know that, uh-oh, the hamburgler was at work in the MSS buffet."

    That had to be one of the funniest reads, along with my personal favorite from day 3. The "My jaw dropped like Miley Cyrus pants" line, which I unashamedly incorporated into my repartee of office cooler banter.

    Regardless, you need to give thought to what you write and the potential injury that could be inflicted on the unsuspecting reader.

    Carry on and Hit Quads
     
  5. Viva Las Vegas

    Viva Las Vegas Elvis has left the building

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    Hillarious indeed. We used to go to buffets as teens/early 20s mainly to laugh at the assorted creatures found lurking within. One guy would load his plate with the frozen little corn cobs pilled 10 high. He would eat all ten and come back with a new mountain of corn cobs which was similar to the mountains Richard Dreyfus created in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

    He didn't eat anything else at the buffet.

    [YOUTUBE]-DTj_KLqp_s[/YOUTUBE]
     
  6. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    "Hello, you've reached the Perez Prado School of Dance... you walk in, you Mambo out - UNHHH!"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLfvO9xu8fs
     
  7. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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  8. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Thanks. :) Maybe all this will trigger a Perez Prado resurgence? Or a Hamburgler resurgence?
     
  9. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Thanks for posting this. Appreciate that you enjoy my stuff. :)
     
  10. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Maybe the damages from laughter injuries offset the appropriated 'pants' content.

    If not, I'll pin it all on Jimmy Poon anyway.
     
  11. thedukeofdublin

    thedukeofdublin Low-Roller

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    Thanks again for all the updates mate :thumbsup:

    Really enjoyed your trip & mine.
     
  12. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Travel Fanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Don't call it a comeback!!!! :thumbsup:
     
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  14. 2VegasNuts

    2VegasNuts High-Roller

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    And there it is!!!! Nice job! Parlays work :)
     
  15. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Great hit!!
     
    Kicking off the Trip with Two New Hotels to Us!!!
  16. NickyDim

    NickyDim Hockey is life

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    Excellent trip report/log/blog/journal. Very amusing and I have to say for over a week now I knew the tide would change. It's been like watching a movie and knew that royal would come. Glad for you both.
     
  17. UncleBen

    UncleBen Low-Roller

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    Finally!

    We've all been waiting for that photo to appear.
     
  18. pebbles

    pebbles Micro Roller.

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    Well done!
     
  19. bighead1970

    bighead1970 High-Roller

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    Way to go!! And on dollars
     
  20. VPDana

    VPDana High-Roller

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    I'm happy that your trip is extended by another couple of days. That means more entertaining reports for us to read. Nice one, QQ! Parlay on!
     
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