Cold November Rain of Hookers & Quads

I love this. Well done....and spot on

 

Looking like I'll need order this for future translations

The Definitive Drinker's Dictionary

 

What a roller coaster ride! Thanks for posting to let us degenerates that are stuck at home a chance to live thru these posts. I loved the BAC updates. Good luck and have a great time!

 

Awesome Recap!! Although I could do with less selfie pics unless they contain hot chicks, chip porn, or major VP hands!
A couple of those pics made me feel like I was reading a recap of my nieces spring break trip. :Þ

Surprised no one took a wiz in Sheldons cascading waterfall at Pallazo. BTW the Steve-o frowns on fun at his joints unless your dropping 15K in his clubs.

Good to see that hot cocktail waitress from Cosmo is still holding up well.

 

Barrett knows your niece? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, he knows A LOT of peoples nieces!

 

Probably since she's into those guys who like Vegas strap on loving and who are major pillow biters.evillaugh

 

Now I know her, it was JDog, not Barrett!

Well Matiue Hleuioi may be done gambling for the next 7 years, as we are now awaiting Cosmo housekeeping to come clean up this mess:

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McLoving the trip report as we leave Dec 3rd.
I'm telling my wife I'm reading a trip report about Vegas!

Me--Hey babe I'm reading a trip report about November rain hookers and quads
Wifey-what?? Whatever
About 1 hour later
Wifey--just cause your reading about hookers you damm sure aren't getting a free pass in Vegas!
Me--its not all about hookers honey, its also about quads
Wifey--no free pass and what's a quad
Me--you will no longer be a Vegas virgin soon

 

Better check the shitter for a Tiger via the peak a poo window.

 

That was one hell of a day.......

 

Well shit. They gotta come vacuum up that mirror so we are headed to lion share and gonna start drinking!!

 

lmao awesome trip and a grand time wish i could find peeps who would want to go with me to do some degenerate gambling

 

Helioue quad aces on #1 @ book n stage!

 

Wow, great recap and pics! Makes me wish I was leaving sooner than tomorrow. I will look for the stumbling guys at the airport in the morning

 

And beejay joins the fun with deuces kicker!!!

Ok. Ok it was on boner drluxe

But I has just switched to $2 so it still paid $800!!!

 

At Lions share 3-man having a blast drinking it up!!

Sexy cocktail waitress taking great care of us!!!

 

With your luck this trip there is no way you are not going home with that machine....

JZB

 

Wow, I haven't even got my ass out of bed yet and you guys are on it - but is the mirror gonna come back to bite someone in the ass? I'm impressed that it managed to fall off the wall!

Seriously though, it was an absolute blast hanging out with you three last night and thanks for letting this sad old git who doesn't drink and low rolls join you for a crazy evening. If any other VMBers are in Vegas I recommend finding these guys!

 

Got bored of lions share and hit $200 on the neighboring machine blazing 7$ or.some such shit

 

I am still 7 1/2 hours until my flight leaves. BJ I will text you when I get to The D tonight!