Vegas LIVE OCt24-28 (Large pics and foul language inside)

Just hit this at view bar not bad (officially complaining about lack of kicker tho)

 

The toilets in the sky suites squirt water all over ur junk so I got it covered, good lookin' out tho!!!

 

I love a good degenerate trip report! Onward and Upward, I say!

 

Now I have not seen the likes of the sky suites but was upgraded to some level of suite last trip and I have to admit auto wipe toilets are the shit! Everyone feels like a yellow chip player after taking a paperless deuce, even if I've never bet more than nickels or played higher than 2/5 NLHE

Carry on, this TR is awesome.

 

Also...I'm a bird lover... Donate to bird rescues, just love birds with all my heart.

I saw some dickbag fuckhead drunk jackass kick a fucking pigeon today because HARHAR LOOK AT ME BRO IM COOL DERP DERP

Honestly hope he gets roofied tonight or sometime soon. Poor little bird.

Anyways..... Back to the room... We have a table booked at Haze tonite, still on the fence may just get a table at deuce instead and chill after Sage.... Oh went 3-0-1 on tennis this morning too that was solid.

 

Hey at least no W-2G....nice hit!!!

 

Well id like to root for myself but already have a miss on fourth down and then a missed fg so gonna need some solid miracles

 

Talked to a guy in line at the slot tournament sign up......four fortune bonuses at 100, 200, 250 and 750.

 

Locked in for the slot tourney. Luckily I'm a fucking pro. The free gift is cool some glasses and a decanter but unfortunately getting this on the plane will be a lesson in uh-oh

Drinking at the deuce now for the cocktail reception wheeee

 

Are you here now? I'm at deuce with my wife

 

Met luvstp and mr. luvstp cool people love meeting people from the interwebs - glglgl tomorrow in the tourney guys

 

Also luvstp may be a pro internet stalker she was like "I saw you on your phone right after I posted and figured that was you" - 100% correct !!!

I use that smiley face as an advertisement for these Crest white strips

 

Subscribed.

 

Usually you have to pay extra for that. Lolz

 

Those high limit slots are a complete butt rush. I have 27 tax tickets, yet still down 30k this year.

 

Might I suggest UPS to the house. That way no uh-oh

 

If not for my epic luckbox 75k in April be in the same boat. As it is I'm getting close.

Got a good feeling about tomorrow though.

But seriously these slots are tight as fuck. Maybe tighter, depending on the level of fuck you're used to.

Going to dinner at Sage soon and then maybe ill go play the 3-card monte with some of the hustlers on the strip I almost feel like it's a better value than pretty much anything else I'm doing ever.

Also points please football gonna be tough tho.

 

Didnt play at bellagio yet?

 

Fun meeting you too.....and yes, I fancy myself a good stalker. please tell your wife she looked incredible in that dress......so jealous!!!

 

She said thank you