April Showers of Booze & 17’s Bring May Flowers of Quads & Degenerates!!!!!

My mortgage doesn't charge that much interest....

JZB

 

So it is true FIP can't handle their liquor

Seriously glad your having fun pal...Hitem hard today

 

Happy to hear you are making a come back and that you are feeling better Beeejay! We've all had at least one of those death hangover days in Vegas. I still cringe when I think of some of mine (there've been many; evidentally I have a short memory) Sometimes all you can do is pray for the sweet release of death lol.

 

so apparantly Borat got a photo of me while passed out....



needless to say i left a large tip and an apology note to housekeeping for the condition of the shitter and surrounding areas.

headed with Borat down to Wynn, but stopped for a little roulette to start the day....nice hit in the Margaritaville casino



A little high quality breakfast...



then down to the Wynn to burn 15 minutes til 10am which i assumed was mall opening. again no fucking quads, blew thru $200 in minutes.. video poker is the devil for me this trip.

stopped at mall for a few items for the kiddos...



then back to the room and we'll head down to the pool to meet the crew in an hour or so......luckily we went down at 830 and saved ourselved two PRIME seats!

 

oh also passed by a roulette wheel showing 17-17-28-17 last 4 spins......all my largest betting numbers.....grrrrrr

 

1000000% AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Horrible, Just Horrible!!!!!!!!

 

Side note: BJ isn't the drink service at Margaritaville outstanding??? Last time I was there my glass never went empty....

 

What are you thinking playing with that pay table! Especially at $2 level.

 

silly question... how do they rate you on roulette ? i know beejay loves roulette just a caurious ?

 

Flamingo pool cleared, achick too a shit in there!

 

Glad to see that you are still alive BeeeJay, albeit just barely it looks like. :evillaugh

I told you 7/5 Triple Boner Plus (97.67%) at the bar, dude! Hell, I think they still have 8/5 DDB even (96.79%), way better than that 6/5 garbage. And if you couldn't tell, bigger bets don't help those paytables.

And Tubbs, I think CETs bar game for deuces may actually be worse than 6/5 Boner Poker Deluxe, I think it's 94.82% for Deuces, not positive though. ACE$ Bonus there is 95.36% as well. The only 3 ~playable games on CETs bar crap that I recall is TB+, Bonus, and DDB.

At least you eventually hit on Flamingo's "good" DDB machines, BeeeJay. Finish the trip with a bang!!

And Wow just Wow...lol

 

another solid day at t he pool.

actually spent some time with Gaggles adn BNK and his roommate there at the Flamingo pool. It was an incredible day out there.

TONS of hot chicks! great music.

honestly though I enjoyed it better yesterday when I was hammered beyond belief. the dbag factor got a little annoying. I'm much more a Wynncore/Bellagio pool fan. I prefer those older crowds who I have more in common with.

 

Who spoted the log, spaulding?

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Prepping for 7:00pm dinner at Bally's to be followed by one final RUN AT REDEMPTION!!!!

its been a long run of winning coming into this trip and its basically gonna take a helluva run today to keep that going. Either a $4,000 royal or some kind of epic craps or BJ run is required.

I can't even think about video poker without wanting to fucking puke right now as that game has ass-raped me prison style this trip.

Roulette has been good to me, but I can't trust in that game for this kind of comeback. 3 Card Poker which we played some is useless, unless you get a straight flush or 3 OAK its a loser.

So I think we are down to the good ole standbys of Craps and Blackjack. The best games in town from an odds/variance standpoint. After last nights lack of gambling and today's 4-figure comeback I'm decently bankrolled to make a nice run with some sort of progressive pressing system. Of course being down $4K that royal on dollars to get it all back in one fell swoop is tempting.

My plan is strong, my will is weak. We shall see what happens. Stay tuned dear readers because I should be sober enough to post often over the next 12 hours which surely will determine if I am "movin on up to a deluxe apt in the sky" or "movin on to the f'ing bridge between ballys and bills".

I have to say this has been an INSANE trip.....despite what our mid 20's guys like Macker say about me being a pussy, I think I'm representing pretty well for a mid 40's guy with a lot of responsibilities between my presidency of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction Committee and Mr. Mom duties outside of Lobsterfest season.

Anyway hopefully i can ball big tonight and show these mo fo's the old dog has one last trick left up his sleeve!!!

 

Go Gettem BeeeJay!!!!!!!!!!!! You got this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Monster rolls are a cum'n

 

height of the party, no one in the pool.....shortly after they played "woop there it is" and the whole crowd sang "Poop, there it is"....

classy joint this Flamingo

 

BeeJay try something different & play craps by the pool in there gaming area!!!!

 

Please tell me some genius had a kid with a loose diaper in the pool and that some adult did NOT do that!

 

BeeeJay, really sorry about your run of bad luck, would have loved to see you win big and read daily reports from you until the 10th. Hope this last evening was a winner! You did good representing the over 40's.

 

Tonight was good craps, bad blackjack, but nothing too major in either direction, just a few hundy each way. I was fairly conservative, but still made lots of stupid carny bets and even hit a hi lo.

Borat and I had some excellent craps rolls at Cosmo and Bally's. Still not fully recovered from the "pool incident" as my drinking was light at best.

Had an AWESOME bday dinner for Gaggles bday.

The most hilarious part was Borats bill for himself was MORE than the two couples at the table. He had like 4 drinks, soup, sides, etc. He ate all of it. The tohers dkedpt t reaponsible.


sorry feell asleep there for a sec.

tryingt o put up some pics but too tired.. .maybe tomororow.