No Way In Hell Could I Tolerate Jill For Four Days (Live TR 10/4 - 10/7)

I was thinking more along the lines of the Jolly Green Giant!

And was really aiming for "it's not possible for any man to take a walk of shame"

But hey, better to be a peanut M&M then a regular, size wise!

 

No, not gymkata. I assume there was a pommel horse nearby so you could kick that guy's ass.

 

"Rika Von Haagen Dazs. Ice cream. "

"It's Von Den Haas. It's Dutch."

What movie?

 

Lethal Weapon 2!

 

Y'all know what the definition of Lonesome Loser (Little River Band reference) who has no friends is?

It's sitting in a booth by yourself eating a Burrito Ultimo and a paper bag full of corn chips at Baja Fresh in the bowels of Excalibur.

Made this little fella for later.

 

That machine is the devil’s work!

 

all these years and i'm only finding out now that there's a machine that will just give you cash? shit

 

The autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He’ll knock you ‘round
And upside down
And laugh when he’s conquered and won

John Facenda


I'm comin' for you! You're dead!

"He's dead, you hear me? D-e-d!"

What movie, @Shooter ? Smart guy, get that one!

 

Curious… do you pass off the avocado skin bumpage as herpes or the ‘rhea?

 

Round Up. Sam Spence. The best NFL Films tune. By the way, that’s me on the kettle drum.

 

In for a combined $400 = I really am the lonesome loser.

Beaten by the queen of hearts every time.

 

I think you’re just reminiscing now…

 

Yeah, it's always frustrating when you sit down at a table or machine and....FUUUUUCK! NOT AGAIN!! SHIIIT!!!

I FEEL LIKE FUCKIN' CHUCK YEAGER, HERE!!! PLEASE, GOOD LORD, FUUUUUCK!!

MAKE IT END!! TOO FAST!! CANT BREATHE!! HELLLP!!

 

Well, after the lap dance you get ya a little guacamole in your shorts, ya know?

Had an interesting conversation with a couple of the shorty's last night about patrons ejaculating themselves during dances, now that I think about guacamole.

It was interesting.

 

Come again?

RICHARD

 

Gotta kill 45 minutes prior to my early dinn.

I was VERY tempted to go to the foot massage joint here in the complex because my feet are starting to feel shitty again...but they ain't got vodka in them parts. SAGOS do!

 

The deuce.

Also, Dr Hook's 'When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman' is playing. Only surpassed by 'Sexy Eyes'.

Close, though.

 

Next trip you should considering wearing Skechers instead of your fancy shoes Hope you have a great time tonight!

 

Me mum made pot roast with rice, think I'll eat with a nice cold Bud Ice...cool crisp refreshing and will f×ck you up.

 

Drank a couple of "Old Mil Lights" in your honor tonight Mr @FormallyTD Yeah, it's shit beer, but it's my shit beer and tastes a hell of a lot better than Spotted Cow