No Way In Hell Could I Tolerate Jill For Four Days (Live TR 10/4 - 10/7)

In ferr $200.

 

Ain't never been to the Henry before...but came.


Some kind of Old Fashioned and a short rib benedict thingamajigger.

 

I was trying to save this for after your trip is done, but I'm afraid I'll forget,
if you haven't, you must watch Mike Judge presents Tales from the tour bus..
Its so money..
you could almost say I'm sliding you a cheat sheet,
these are based on real interviews w. the real players, real voices, real pics,


as long as the suits haven't seen it, or even if they have, you're golden.

don't get me started on George Jones, ,

 

Round and Round, Lay It Down, You're In Love, or deeper cuts?

 

where's the Palomino report?
after dark?

 

I am sssssssssssstrugglin'.

 

Nothing a Michelada couldn't fix

 

Popeye Jones!!! Only time I ever picked a 16 seed to beat a 1 seed, it was 1989 or 1990 I think. Popeye’s Murray State Racers over Shawn Respert and the Michigan State Spartans. If memory serves, Popeye had 37 points, but Murray State fell 75-71 in overtime.

 

Popeye and I shared a tram at the airport a few years ago. I was the only person on the bus that recognized him lol. We talked hoopd for a couple minutes. Really nice guy

 

It's all I have up here for breakfast.

I had every intention of spending $700-$800 on two machines over at Mandalay around 4 AM, but my feet were absolutely killing me around the time I started heading back to the south end of the Strip. I don't know if it was my fancy-pants /elitist Kenneth Co' shoes or what, but my lower extremities were aching so I walked like a penguin to the elevator shaft here and called it a night.

- I lost or left my $600 prescription sunglasses somewhere downtown. I don't have any idea how considering they were wrapped around my neck the entire time...but that sucks.

- I left my Aria face mask at The Henry. I went back and it had already been thrown away...so that sucked.

- The Palomino was wonderful. Once I got...Dita, I think her name was...once I got her off my lap by the stage it was a lovely evening mixing and mingling with some troubled youth. Dita was a beautiful girl and my type from head to toe...but Christ, could you say something? I can only engage and carry a conversation with a cardboard box for so long.

- I think a couple of people on here might know the Louis Vuitton girl. I haven't seen her in two years and she attacked me last night. She's going through reconstructive surgery on her head or something. Had something done to her jawline or cheeks and I just wanted to ring her neck. I don't understand it at all. Someone explain the thinking, there. We both acknowledged that we didn't have eachother's numbers anymore...but we do now. I don't see any reason to have it unless I check in prior to my Super Bowl trip to see if she'll be at the club so I can examine the progress on her head.

I'm going to listen to Aaron Rodgers Tuesdays now (you like that show, don't you?), go collect my baseball ticket winner from last night and then do the standard (get bombed and gamble).

A month ago I did something I almost never do...made a dinner reservation in town at a small little place in my favorite geographical spot for eating, 5040 W Spring Mountain in Chinatown. Kabuto Edomae Sushi. You literally have to make the reservation a month in advance just to get into the fockin' place...so they'd better be focused and make some good shit. I don't want any half-assed efforts goin' on there tonight, you dig?

 

Lack of Communication here...lack of....

See what I did there???

 

Well I just found out this TR exists, but I'm Jill-less of your trip and adventures.

That cab driver must obey the proper speed limit! A car is not a toy! I'm telling mother.

 

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@FormallyTD I had thought your supposed interactions w/ Louis Vuitton girl were elaborations to craft a better story...not now I'm not so sure. You know Louis Vuitton purses are a common currency...ahem "gift"... in the Sugar daddy/Sugar baby transactions, right? She wasn't joking about the purse. A sugar daddy likely paid for her latest surgery. If you see her again, she will likely be expecting Christian Louboutin shoes.

 

try this again

I'm thinking walk of shame, but that's not possible when you are:

 

Dude...anybody ever play the fuckin' Cash Machine?

 

You make jokes at my expense and I hope it feels good.

Do you know how humiliating it is when the ladies announce, "Oh-ho, here comes Peanut M&M penis"?

Well, it's humiliating, JP.

When I'm at the clubs I have to stick an avocado in my Tommy Hilfingers drawers to come across as legit.

 

I know what you're doing....... and I LIKE it.

 

Closed?? I wanted 2 chili dog & an onion ring.

I've been thinking about this since breakfast (sour cream & onion Pringles...half of which were smashed so I really just drank the remnants in the container).