Sleep? I'll sleep when I'm at work, this is Vegas! Live 8/4 to 8/11

Waiting patiently for the story. !!!!!!!!

 

Incarceration would be a first for the forum and would be pretty neat, actually.

Misdemeanor and nothing more.

 

Jesus, at first glance, I thought you'd written "incineration." Did a double-take and read it correctly.

 

It is hot enough for possible incineration.

 

Wow...what a cliffhanger.

 

Alright so heres the story. Everythings a bit blurry after double down. It was shots upon shots. I dont know for sure but I'm thinking someone slipped me something when I wasn't paying attention?? So I wake in a cactus garden on koval lane to an awesome homeless guy pushing me around with his foot. He thought I was dead. I might have been close. Theres a crazy gash in my leg and my wallet and phone are gone. This dude walks me around town until we find a Friend of his with minutes on there phone. (Apparently that's still a thing) so in what I would describe as something like a miracle I call my number and someone pixks up! He says he found it in a trash can. I dont care at all bro just let me get my ID and phone. Now here comes angel number 2. Some women drives me around town to grab my things, back to the castle and back to Ellis Island to find my new best friend. I'm at the bar here now looking for him. His kindness will be rewarded before my vacation continues. But....i can have a drink while I find him anyway right?

 

Mother of God....

I'm so glad you got your phone and wallet back, that's no minor miracle. Where is Mrs. Havanotha during all of this?

 

Oh my gosh! Glad you got your stuff back and are ok. And wish you remembered how you got where you were! I thought I had some crazy nights in Vegas.....But I have never ended up being woken up by a homeless guy on the street. I was laughing at this whole thing... but maybe I shouldn’t be.....

 

Well, at least you got some sleep.

 

Not happy my friend. I have some serious apologizing to do. She went to bed and that's when things went off the rails haha

 

This board could use a “WTF” rating lol.

 

Please laugh! I am very lucky and I recognize that but it turned out good so only thing to do is laugh. Another funny part is I think I had less than 100 left in my wallet and a chip from OYO. I did a pocket dump and they left me 12 cash and a chip from mohegan sun? I am certain I wasnt there. How and why??

 

Just when I thought this TR couldn't get any crazier.... You never disappoint my friend! Glad you got your phone and wallet back, now get some sleep make the Mrs's happy and carry on!

 

Its like a quote straight from the movie "Hangover" retrace your steps, check the roof and make sure you didn't marry a stripper.... LOL

 

Not the kind of first trip report I want to post haha

 

Thank you my man. Apparently I got some sleep (passed the hell out) this morning so onward and upward. We have stuff to do!

 

I'm happy you were able to get your phone and wallet back, and that you are for the most part unscathed from the events of last night. Apologize to the Mrs. and carry on.

 

did you stop in Virgin (old Hard Rock)?? That is Mohegan Sun ….glad it turned out relatively Ok.

 

Oh wow well glad you were able to recover your phone and ID… there are multiple malls right on the strip, full of potential apologies for Mrs. H