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The Tunica trip report with few words, I got nothing to say - 5/2 till whenever

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Trip Reports' started by jpw711, May 3, 2021.

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  1. Tutontow

    Tutontow Low-Roller

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    AKA Flappers
     
  2. FormallyTD

    FormallyTD Big Time

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    I wish I had seen this earlier.
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    Is this a slot machine dedicated to meat entrepreneur Vincent Smith from 'Motel Hell'?

    A) What's the object of the game?
    B) When do you decide to play it (other than 'after heavy drinking')?
    C) How do you know what it takes to win (which is the general question I have for any slot machine, really).

    Loved the cigarette butts in the styrofoam cup, by the way. You're the man (like Anthrax said).
     
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  3. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    a) to win money while watching chickens swirling around in a tornado squawking while "it's raining men" is blasting through the speakers of the machine.

    b) When the $15 Lobstermania machine is sucking balls 'while heavy drinking' and waiting for the CW to bring me another drink to keep the buzz going so you figure you'll pop in the ticket and blow money in the 20 line $1 version faster than Tony Montana can snort a kilo up his nose.

    C) when three tornado symbols appear on adjacent spaces. (or three weather stations, but that never fucking happens)

    I'm thinking more Jim Siedow than Vincent Smith, but I prefer ham over sausage.
     
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  4. martinr

    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    Was that machine patterned after life in Missouri?
     
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  5. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Yup. At least Southwest Missouri (and Northwest Arkansas). I've lived here 40 years and Culture Shock is very real. However, I can go to the gas station and not worry about catching a stray, unlike Memphis! I pity your new police chief!
     
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  6. JaDubya

    JaDubya High Roller? Nah...just a Roller

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    sounds surreal. What does the Weather Girls have to do with chickens & tornadoes?
     
  7. jpw711

    jpw711 Is that your cat?

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    Chickens are girls and Tornado's are Weather? TBH, there's also swirling pigs, horses and cows. But during the bonus, the chicken (could be a rooster) cackles a lot.

    All I know is that, usually, when you hit the bonus on $1 money storm, you are in the money. At least on that one. $160 was pitiful, shameful, and in the words of several SW Missourians, just "Unchristian" You won't hear that out of my mouth though.
     
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  8. JaDubya

    JaDubya High Roller? Nah...just a Roller

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    Ugh. You made me look. I forgot how bad this video was. I think I’d rather see swirling chickens & other farm animals.
     
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  9. martinr

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    I always thought that was the Pointer Sisters!
     
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    martinr Rock Chalk Jayhawk

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    Will she walk into a demonstration that closes the I-40 Mississippi River Bridge during rush hour to attempt to talk sense into the protesters, like our outgoing Director did? But, just maybe she will bring a fresh approach that will make progress.
     
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    What cap? I'm always in JPW's court on express comps are like $$$, why waste them...but then I'm at like $300 so the any cap is off my radar.

    @Jpw LOVE your TR and all the wonderful foodie pics! You always do a GREAT job of writing a phenomenal fun TR. Potty scene aside though. Ewwww. I dont even want to know why mens room put red circles or cakes. And PLEASE do not explain....ignorance is bliss...and I have plenty of it! :)
     
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    One of my favorite old slots - Money Storm. I would sit & play for hours.
     
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