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Bad joke of the day 2020

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

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  1. dmr

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    One of the best Carnacks. I saw this when it aired back in 1981. Siss Boom Bah :haha:

     
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    I guess some would find this humorous :eek:
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    Oh yes! Very very muchly so! :)
     
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    You’re just ill......:wink2:
     
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    I have a similar feeling about roundabouts, but I'm slowly coming around!

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    Y'all need to put it to the curb.
     
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    This is making the rounds today.

    For your gums? Yeah, right! :)

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    Where do you weigh a pie?


    Somewhere over the rainbow ... weigh a pie
     
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    Going digital meant something else back then! :eek:

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    Nice one!

    I would've said, "Somewhere desserted." :feedme:

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    I had to have my wife explain this to me. It was over my head...
     
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    Covid memes are funny but getting tiresome and yet...

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