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Bad joke of the day 2020

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by wormhole, Jul 14, 2016.

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  1. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    Wait. I’m 1/2 Irish. You meant there aren’t? :eek:
     
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    dmr Registered Abuser

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    Yeah, and the "x" is silent, as in "swimmxing". :)
     
  3. flyguyfl

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  5. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty Doing retirement again and happily so....

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    Ladies!!! Look away. Nothing to see here.

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  6. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
     
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  8. hotreds

    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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  9. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender?

    Because she wanted to make apple juice.
     
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  10. hotreds

    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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  11. ardee

    ardee It's only money.

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    ...:faint:
    A @Richard Alpert Award winner. :trophy:
     
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    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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    hotreds Illegitimi non carborundum!

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    Did you hear about the blonde? No?

    Breeze will fill you in shortly!
     
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    TrewBrew I may be right, I may be Crazy.

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    THE LADY’S BEAUTIFUL BREAKFAST

    She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee and gathers pictures of those she loves in her kitchen.

    Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

    Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

    Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

    And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
     
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    lose and loose.
     
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    A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time?”

    'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain: God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
     
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    Women need to tell men to stay at least 10 feet away. You know what we men think six inches looks like.
     
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