Dudes being Dudes: 02.19.2020-02.22.2020

You need to create a new account with a fake photo(s) and find her and meet up with her again---see what happens from there.

Sorry to hear of your luck. Hopefully you still have the means to do what you need to have a descent time and get home safely.

 

It's bro time!

 

How much cash are we talking? It is one of the oldest grifts there is in Vegas or she could have been a normal gal but saw the cash go in the safe and the number and went for it. Not necessarily a scam. Some of the better scammers can get into those safes.

Also, probably get tested.

Also, you got laid. Good job.

 

I feel like there’s a subtext to that suggestion that nobody wants to put to words for obvious reasons...

 

I second this suggestion, both because there's never a bad time to get tested, and because I truly, genuinely want a firsthand account of what a walk-in STD testing clinic in Vegas is like. Bull, you will be a legend if you can post commentary and/or footage from that

 

Agreed!!

I think you should have Hangover Heaven come give you the IV at the clinic. Oh the stories...

 

First I’m very sorry to hear that’s crazy.... so there’s no way to track her down? Sounded like you met a regular girl but she must be “working girl” that really sucks.... like you said least it was your winning ... it’s new day. Let’s get back on wining again!!!

 

As a 1996 college grad that has been married since 2003- i pretty much missed the online dating scene. (Looks like it would have been fun).
Not really keen on how The Tinder works. So I’ve got some questions.
1. Was her profile of a local girl or a tourist?
2. Did she meet you to hang out in the casino or for dinner/drinks? Or was this just a “meet me at my room for a “hang and bang?”
3. When did she leave? Were you planning to have her stay the night? Or did she run out while you were washing your balls in the sink?
4. In hindsight- do you think she was:
a) A horny chick who saw an opportunity
b) a prostitute with time to kill and thought maybe she could get some money out of you.
c) a straight up thief who’s only intention was to rip you off

5. What do you think would have happened if she didn’t see you put stuff in the safe. Or if it was a few $20 bills?

 

Sorry bout that Bull.

Hopefully she didn't leave you a present that lasts forever in return....

 

There was a member WAY back in the day... like 2005 or 2006.... he was wheelchair bound, and solicited the services of a working girl. I distinctly remember he didn’t have a condom, so used the plastic liner from the ice bucket; anyway, he got rolled (no pun intended) by the girl when he went into the restroom. IIRC, it was a couple thousand dollars. So, you’re not the first, and you won’t be the last. I like your attitude, though.

Sad when horny people can’t just have random sexual with strangers...

 

Haha local. Said she just moved out here and didn't know what to think of it yet. Figured it was just someone who made the move and was lonely. Gambled at blackjack for a while then it was time to hit the sheets lol. Had a great night, and for those who are wondering I put a helmet on the soldier before I went to battle. I heard her getting up around 6 and gave myself a self high five. Haha I guess she saw the passcode when she was undoing the pants? I really just think she saw an opportunity and took it. Anyway, I'll know in the future lol

 

Haha preach it!

 

Sorry about the Tinder mishap, bro. Love the attitude though. Get back out there and let karma swing back in your favor. Have fun with your buddies!

 

Took the noob around and his mind is blown. Great day so far. Luckily, my boys aren't big gamblers, so we will mostly be partying on the CC. Put a $100 parlay in on some basketball that will bring me up to where I have a fighting chance to get back where I was. If it hits, I'm heading downtown and getting on my grind.

 

Next time don't use 1111. Sorry I hope you hit a big Handpay.

 

Act like a dog on this bro, kick some grass over that shit and move the hell on. Money comes and goes; stories last forever. Have a blast the rest of the way.

 

Honestly, at this point I feel like this is a chance to prove I'm a good gambled and I am. If I can recoup the losses I'll be strutting around and probably buy myself a new driver and woods as a trophy.

 

Def less expensive getting rolled for safe contents than getting rolled for 25 years plus child support and alimony.

As Charlie Sheen says: “I don’t pay them to come, I pay them to leave.”

Despite appearances to the contrary, this is a huge win!

 

Ironically, this was also the chronological order of events.

 

Probably would have been cheaper to pay for a piece of ass