Has anyone ever claimed your fart?

Ok let's start with some context...men's MSS "Berlin Wall" casino bathroom last week...I was far right urinal which is next to stall 1 (occupied)...stall 2 is unoccupied and the far handicapped stall 3 is being mopped by a bathroom attendant.
Now to the story...I'm finishing up at my urinal when a little fart snuck out. It happens to everyone once in a while so don't act like it's odd. Anyways, the bathroom attendant has a sense of humor and he is very vocal with a "C'MON MAN!!!"........with zero hesitation the guy in stall 1 (next to me) apologizes and says I'm sorry...
At this point I'm done with the biological necessities and while washing my hands I'm trying to process what just happened. Part of me wants to burst into laughter that a random dude took credit for my tiny fart and the other part is still like did this really just happen?...
Anyways...happy fartday I mean Friday

 

To tell the toot, that's a new one to me!
Sounded like a gas!

RICHARD

 

Perhaps you unknowingly have a secret fart soulmate. You know how when you know someone really well and you sort of think the same thoughts and can finish each other sentences? Same thing except with farts.

 

I will admit there was an eery feeling of comfort...one would say a fart hug perhaps?...when I felt the attention taken off my shoulders

 

Happens to me all the time. Of course mine smell like flowers.

 

Well who doesn't take their bouquet of flowers into the bathroom with them?

 

Where should you fart? I think the best place is in the rest room. Worst place?...the dinner table.

 

3. Airplane
2. Elevator
1. Space capsule

 

SBD's are best saved for places like a grocery store aisle and then come back around the corner to watch any reactions.

 

Occasionally, when I find threads repetitive and uninteresting, one like this pops up!

 

Sounds like #1 was apologizing for his strong #2

 

0. Surgical operating room

 

Someone dropped a bomb in the Cal elevator and we were coming down the elevator from 22.
Showed no guilt when he got off.
It smelled like pure evil.
Had to laugh when days special was kahlua pork and cabbage.

 

I love that the attendant had a sense of humor but sadly in these times he took a risk making any comment. Glad you and the stall guy weren't offended. You three are the type of guys I want in the head when I visit

 

It was such a cute and innocent toot which made his reaction that much more priceless.

 

My Dad and I were standing in the back of the church for Mass. There was about 10 other men standing there. Dad rips one and it's bad. He looks at the guy to his right and makes a scrunchy face and moves two steps to his left. The guys on the other side pick up the cue and moved two steps to their right. The poor innocent is left standing there, being stared at.

I had to go outside and sit on the steps for a minute. My side was splitting with laughter.

 

I love it when my young grandchildren are all in the living room and I let out a thunderous, healthy, robust fart that's filled with wonderful bouquets.

My grandchildren would scream in terror and run in circles while everyone laughs and laughs and then we pass out.