Allegiant Stadium

Worst kept secret in town, but Allegiant Airlines has signed on as the title sponsor for Raiders Stadium.

 

Now I'm worried the stadium will collapse during a game.

 

Or the game be cancelled or the food concessions will disappear or even plastic seating....yikes...

 

Oh, did you want a seat with that ticket? That's another $200!
... And $75 to carry in your wallet or purse.
another $500 to get in before the game starts.

 

Money talks... but that name sucks

 

Priority line to be one of the first in. Sign up for one of their credit cards get a free drink each game..

 

Ahhh, the MD-80 of NFL stadia.

 

Hopefully Allegiant didn't set the legroom standards for the seats!

RICHARD

 

Probably be better than this... backless flight
https://www.thesun.co.uk/travel/9664051/easyjet-passenger-dangerous-backless-seat/

 

This may be a statement about those carrying extra pounds. Broken seats?

 

Sign up for a credit card and you can jump the line to the bathroom during halftime.

 

Well, those restrooms are going to be TINY