2 drunk brits - live(ish) 24/6 to 8/7, 14 nights, anniv/ oh f*ck I’m 40/ geez I need a Vegas trip

Was this June 22nd? If so me and my wife where literally right behind you guys- between the D and 4 queens?

 

I see this is a live trip report- this band must be downtown frequently

 

No now July 1st was G
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Right
Half 3 am
We have payed with 2 bears who supervise
Wsop app 4 queens

Then stagger $5 3;2 grand

Mcii

Diol
Cool

 

lolol i think its sleepy time !

 

Morning

I have big vodka based gaps from last night and the drivel that I was failing to type is no help at all [emoji38]

Seems that we went to bed at 4 ish . Check of my purses says that last nights shenanigans only took $9 out of it - so that’s a win. I’m hoarse from the singing but we had a great time

Jol is not wanting to wake up. Supposed to have car returned by 12 but neither of us are driving for a while yet so will need to pay fines . Also jol messed up on booking and we noticed yesterday that paperwork says we are returning to Los Angeles airport ??? That’s not happening

 

Let jol try to sleep it off while I went for Pai Gow coffee at 4queens

Some guy playing who’s here for wsop - plays for a living

Was betting 500 a time - cleated the rack of black chips which was the highest colour they had in the rack

Successfully got jol out of the room, dropped car off and heading back to Wynn to recover before postmodern jukebox tonight

 

I have no clue what I'm reading, but I definitely can tell that you are having a blast in Vegas!! Keep it going

 

Wynn has a sniffer dog team out checking cars

 

Downtown broke us - it’s not fair that hangovers are now a whole day affair [emoji31]

Spent the afternoon in the room napping and sweating it out in the bath

Rallying for tonight with dinner at the grand lux cafe before our show. May have a non alcoholic day

Fitbit says Vegas is breaking me

 

Last night was some of the best drunk posting I have ever seen in a trip report! Just awesome!

Vegasworm

 

Great update last night!

Crappy about that john. For that much action he should definitely be giving her something.

So how much penalty they charge for being late slash not driving back to LAX?

 

Well that’s going on a t-shirt!

 

No fee for the lax / lv mix up as Alamo don’t change out of state fees for going between the two

Just get gouged on fuel as didn’t take it back with a full tank

 

Glad I’m keeping you all amused . Booze seems to give me the typing skills of a blind chimp

 

I was laughing my ass off reading last nights escapades. I’m so glad your having a blast. That’s why we go there to have FUN. Enjoy and drink plenty of water.

 

very entertaining report indeed!!! Always enjoy your reports....never a dull moment and of course can't forget the side trips - love that you do the great outdoors!

 

Best post of 2019.