Hotels with, let's just say, the "thickest" walls

What are we hearing?

 

I think they’re running a craps game in the room, and don’t want all the neighbors hear the stickman calling the hardways!

 

Oh, did I hear a hard eight?

Man, my head is full of too many bad replies. I had to share one at least. I am sure you all hear them too. Fortunately, my demure lady like qualities is preventing me from sharing more.

 

If you're doing it right, no wall will ever be thick enough.

So I say forget about everything else. Aspire to greatness!

 

Aria Corner Suites are away from everything.
There is also a separate door going into the bedroom from the living room.
Very private and no connecting door in most..

 

Don't worry, I bet your neighbors can handle the two minutes of noise. I'm enjoying this thread way too much.

 

Hahahahahaha!

TWO minutes?!

Are they going to do it twice?

 

2 minutes...or 2 pumps?

 

Try a Delano Scenic Suite. The room is at the end of the hall. The bedroom is buffered on one side by the living room and on another side by the bathroom. The two other sides are exterior walls.

https://static.mgmresorts.com/content/dam/MGM/delano-las-vegas/hotel/floor-plans/delano-las-vegas-hotel-floor-plans-scenic-suite.tif.image.960.540.high.jpg

 

FYI you're not going to Las Vegas, you're detouring to PoundTown

 

Infinitely better than FlavorTown.

 

altho the two can be related

 

Depends who you ask

This might be my new favorite word! Too funny!

 

Finally a trip report I can really look forward to...

 

Audio clips or it didn’t happen!

 

What’s white, 12 inches long and makes my wife scream in the bathroom?

My toe nail clippings!!!


My wife said to give her 12 inches and hurt her.

So I F’ed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

 

Hmmm, now when I tell hubby I am going to make sure I get us the best fucking room possible just took on a whole different meaning.

Now this Delano suite is what I call a great fucking room!!! (See what I did there) Got to stop now.

 

Somewhat agree to this. Have stayed at Cosmo on 8 different occasions and a variety of rooms. Have heard our neighbors in a standard Queen double room in the Chelsea Tower. Have also heard noise from the hallway as well as slamming doors. This can be due to the configuration of the room.

I have not heard a peep from our neighbors while in a Terrace Studio fountain view room in the Chelsea and Boulevard Tower.

I was in a City Center Terrace Studio view that was close to the elevators and could hear the whirring of the elevator shaft all day and all night. So proximity makes a difference.

 

Funny, in all my trips to Vegas and numerous different hotels, the only place we ever heard loud hanky panky was at Ballys where it actually woke us up about 4 AM. My wife just muttered "Hurry up and finish already" Anyway numerous Ballys stays afterwards..nothing. Stayed at Monte Carlo numerous times before the reno, and this place had the reputation for thin walls, again no noise, sex or otherwise. I guess we were just lucky.