This isn't the road to Vegas! - live tunica with special guest - April 18-?

When M is away, the drunk degen will play.

Current song AMF, "Unbelievable". Old AFL highlight theme song, @TriggerMN.

End a small loser at GS thanks to these.

9s again!!!



Quad Queens drawing 4!!!

 

For a second your early posts looked like Japanese pixellation, then I realized it was a "don't want to see it, I'm betting one line" technique.
Is the QQ w you? I don't know if I'm the only one that likes tapping the buttons to loud bluetooth headphones (esp if annoying neighbors), but this one is for sure going in my playlist:
(oh get a good one for me please)


(there is already a lil wayne remix if u want it more err..ban)
oops error the remix is for this song which I'm sure you couldn't identify with:

 

And with that I'm going home.

 

Looks like you won yourself a $5 KFC Fill up box and an additional medium size Sprite there, Champ.

Nice moves.

 

Woot!

 

Haha. I'm not the sports betting connoisseur like you, sir. I do like a $5 fill up every now and again though. Maybe I can earn another $5 fill up by betting on the Golden Knights tonight!

 

Let's do it to it, Tring!

I think this casino y'all are at is the one John Calipari set up a slot machine to pay Tyreke Evans's brother $400,000 to get him to sign while he was coaching for Memphis.

But let's get that KFC action going at the Book! I tend to like the three piece meal with the mashed taters, gravy, biscuit, mac & cheese, and the handy wet wipe.

Good luck, amigo!

 

Well yeah i suck.

I should have been gambling and drinking earlier today. I didn't start till 6p.

Went out to Resorts.

Damn progressive got hit this weekend. Was north of $1500 on Friday.



Got to Sam Town. Guy carded me, said I looked familiar. I said I was here on Friday, but I really think he carded me at the Roadhouse in the past...

And fuck you BConned.



They offer the dreaded 20/10/8/4/3/2 deuces (91.42%) on nickels/dimes, ala Bally's LV.



And 10/7/6/3/1/1 JACKS for quarters?!?! I've never even seen this paytable before!!! They give you 400 credits though for a SF! *jerk off motion*. That's 92.75% folks.



And nickel dime only pays 5 for 1 on the straight!!! Your new nut low for VP in American casinos ladies and gentlemen, 91.10%.



But if you play Royal Deal Poker, Dice Fever, or Atomic Fever they give 8/5 quarter JoB. Lol

And I hit this at the bar. Wtf Boyd?

 

Best I could get out of Hot Roll.



1st winner on this machine on the 18th spin. I went bust on the 19th spin. Lol

 

Allegedly, @tdhoier, it could have been either Evans or Derrick Rose! But then again, it could have been for any number of future Kentucky recruits since he knew he would be going there eventually.

 

Watching golden knights at bar. Have money on them too.

 

Vegas going to OT.

This helps a bit.

 

Bastard.

 

Son of a bitch is more like it

 

Say Tring, just curious why you're still posting on @jpw711 thread if he's gone home?

 

Never mind, I'm wrong!

 

3 of 3 conversion.





Vegas going to Double OT. What I don't like is Sharks outplayed them in the first OT. I have a $5 fill up of winnings on this!!!

 

Sean the bartender got the honor of tossing this.

Sharks shorthanded goal in Double OT. Fuck. No $5 fill up for me tomorrow! [emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

 

Burned $10 fp in this dumb machine after the previous dumber machine required a slot attendant. $4.25 out.

 

I know it's a Cardinal Sin, but I don't wanna bet $5 a hand.



Also had a major "advantage play" fail, so a rough night. Should have left when @jpw711 did.