Flusher No-Rolls It Dispatches

Ok, the full report starts now. There are lots of untold tales to come. And pictures of gravy.

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/03/hiya-clifford.html

 

The flight out - or is it?

https://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/03/the-drunk-whisperer.html

 

I love a good RF trip report. My last 3 trips were so so. I told my husband we are going in September. Reading your TRs make me miss Vegas.

 

What a giant PITA!
So happy I live near a major airport...nothing but nonstops for me!!!!

 

Noooooo! What happened to Irish Beer Man and Line guy???!!!!

 

Funny your nuts should ask, here's the rest of the story!...

Unbelievably, I actually got Uber to work!



Got a ride with Mrs. Stinkeye.

It's a two-4-one tonight:

https://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/03/welcome-to-fabulous-cheap-vegas.html

http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/03/the-degenerates-eye-view.html

 

Hahaha what is with that picture?! How was the ride?

 

It wasn't too bad. I asked her to drop me at the Rush Tower instead of screwing around with the main entrance. On a Saturday night it would probably be jammed. Anyway, she complied. It's a quick jaunt from there to the lobby.

 

As usual Very entertaining Flusher! Thanks for taking the time, you had me laughing the whole time.
Line of the year: "I had dealt with every single Ethan Manbun and yoga pants vocal fry Vapey von Snaptagram that Uber has on their support staff"

 

Barrelling right along, here's the latest update.

I don't have it in me to lie.



http://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/04/welcome-guest.html

 

Keep it coming...

 

I finally remembered to give bubble craps a shot. I think they put too many bets on the screen. They need a Meat version.



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With all the oats your heart and colon should have been very happy in Vegas. I’m currently boycotting K-cups. The cost and the Keurig coffee tears my stomach up. Loving the report.

 

Great updates on your blog Flusher, I'm rooting for you to get a big win.

 

K-cups are an environmental disaster and as far as the product inside goes, a ripoff. Damned convenient for a hotel room though. I don't use them at home and if I do buy some for travel I like to buy the kinds that are mostly/completely biodegradable.

The ones I got this time I actually like the coffee pretty well.

 

Grab a seat!



This was Black Dry Monday - the day I found out that they'd no longer comp the better liquor at Boyd properties downtown.

https://www.royalflushervegas.com/2018/04/royal-flusher-park.html

 

I saw the most amazing Vegas suit ever - total props to this stranger. Where can I get one?!



I also had some geniune CTUG


And a win.



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Good reading Flusher

 

That suit with the ponytail in a bun