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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. mercuryrising320

    mercuryrising320 Tourist

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    The nights where I'm in bed before midnight and wake up 3-4am and get the wild hair to start drinking and gambling again at that time......I 100% get solicited every single time. I don't know if its because it is 4am and there is slim pickens "Jon" wise or they are just looking for that last cash grab of the night, but the last 5 times I have been to Vegas and gambled before 6am I have gotten the "hey baby, you want some company" line 100% of the time lol.....
     
  2. ThePokerPlayer

    ThePokerPlayer Low-Roller

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    Ran into the girl I had a weird hooker experience with yesterday in my first trip downtown in like a month or longer. She asked me the time. Don't know if she realized we had a previous interaction or not. Didn't give off any clues she did if she did. She was dressed in one of the downtown casino's outfit & was seemingly going to work & mighta been late. So looks like she got a better gig then giving BJ's or robbing people if the people talking with me about my experience were right although she might be going back to that gig if she keeps showing up late.
     
  3. richardinbc

    richardinbc Low-Roller

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    @ thePokerPlayer. She was giving you a low ball price to get you to bite. When she gets you into a comprising position, most likely some where a friend who is supervising the operation is able to introduce himself you will have been had.
     
  4. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    Oh I think I have a funny one, I made best friends with a pro.

    First trip to Vegas, my mate had to cancel so I went solo. Got checked into the hotel, had a drink, got bored and lonley. So, being a strapping young twenty something fresh out of college I went 'trolling for some tail. I kept doing it wrong because, you know, early twenties and drinking. No wingman, no direction, way under dressed and no small talk, kept hitting pairs and groups of women (Dimwit, dimwit, DIMWIT!) at the bars. Made LITERALLY every single mistake a young guy on a solo trip to Vegas could. So gave up and started looking for a good game of Blackjack to pass the time. Couldn't find one and sat down at one of the random casino bars in Monte Carlo if I remember correctly. Might have been Excalibur, I dunno, was still pretty drunk and coming off a rejection for a pair of Canadian hotties (Still wishing I could go back in time and punch twenty whatever year old me.)

    Anyway, I'm chilling at the bar with a curvy hot number in a cute dress. Mildly over dressed, but the variety I had seen in women that night didn't set that off for me. Working girl radar went off and I interrogated her (Hey, how you been? Where you from, how's your holiday, so on and so forth.) She passed the "All Pros" test. She was here on holiday from Cali, works full time as a nurse, celebrating a night out and was finishing up her drink credit at the bar after her girlfriends took off to their room. And she was down with another round of booze, having already worked up a tab. Figured I was in the clear. I took her with me to go game for a bit and she taught me craps. Won 300 bucks on the table and had a nice conversation with her and decided to cover her tab with the winnings cuz I'mma "Nice Guy Like That."

    When the time came to head back, I invited her back to my hotel for a bottle and breakfast. She agreed and headed to the Taxi line with me. We got back to my hotel and at the gate she tugs on my jacket.

    "By the way, something you should know, I'm a working girl..." She says.
    "Yeah you told me you were a nurse, I think that's the best!" I says back.
    Took her a minute to explain it all to me. I called her out, recalling her entire backstory. And she obi-wan'd me. ("So what I said was true, from a certain point of view.")
    Turned out she was on vacation from California, as she worked as an Escort "Part Time" out there too, and did come with freinds. All of whom also "Worked." Can't explain the drinking though.

    She explained she was totally down for whatever happened next, but it was gonna be a few bills. I offered to let her come "Hang Out." and mentioned that it was fun hanging with her, but I wasn't planning on hiring her. She said "Yeah, but I need to get paid for that time too." Didn't even bother saying goodbye. I just backed away slowly. I'm not sure if she was disappointed because I'd wasted so much of her time. Or maybe because she lost a sale and still needed to get back to her hotel. I figured I paid for a couple of drinks and we were more than even. Still profited from the night as a whole, and met a non-pro at the pool the next morning.

    Moral of the story, Hookers go on vacation too.
     
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  5. Mitkraft

    Mitkraft VIP Whale

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    @AceOfVegas You didn't owe her anything and it was her fault for trying to sneak one in or assume you knew the drill. If she never indicated she was a pro then she has no right to claim you owe her for time spent with you. Good story though!
     
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  6. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    Lol yeah. It was a real pity though, she was very likable too. And I was unaware that hookers were willing to be gambling instructors. I figured her being so good at craps she should have just been a professional gambler. Thankfully it just turned into a funny story and not something worse. :cheers:
     
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  7. SooperDave

    SooperDave Tourist

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    We need more stories. It seems like Sin City is getting tame these days.
     
  8. NJS24

    NJS24 Voice of Reason

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    Wear a suit, they think you flew in on a helicopter.

    I'm pretty transparent. Not to say I'll never solicit a lady, but I probably won't. Well, depends how my night is going. I am getting a bit older. And fatter. I don't know, maybe. How much?
     
  9. RTD122418

    RTD122418 Well-Known Member

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    Every night in Vegas I am approached by an average of five Hookers in various centre strip resorts. I know how silly this sounds but I kinda enjoy the attention and flattery. You'd be surprised where some of these gals suggest we go for sex after I tell them I am with my wife.
     
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  10. DonnyC

    DonnyC VIP Whale

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    I've lost a lot of money in Vegas over the past number of trips.

    I've always tried to hire myself out what I only get fat bald guys!!!
     
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  11. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    You realize that you're now obliged to list the suggestions right?
     
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  12. jmiller31

    jmiller31 Low-Roller

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    I've been going to Vegas 3-4 times a year for over 20 years, I never got propositioned until about 4 years ago it happened 3 times on 2 consecutive trips. I agree it actually can be kind of flattering but obviously never took them up on their offers. The funny thing is years ago when I really couldn't afford them I tended to dress nicer than now. Now that I can easily afford them I tend to dress much more relaxed and they probably think "Oh God he's broke, forget him"
     
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  13. smerrian

    smerrian View from Bally's

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    where?
     
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  14. AceOfVegas

    AceOfVegas Low-Roller

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    Lol that's how it is. "Dress for the job you want" or I guess in this case "The type of job you wanna be."

    ... I'll see myself out thank you.
     
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  15. monkeyshed

    monkeyshed Highest Vegas Slot Jackpot in 45 Trips = $650

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    We used to stay downtown and at the end of the night my wife and I would grab a drink and pull up a slot machine near the center bar at the Golden Nugget to watch the hooker/john show. Wow, some crazy stuff we saw. It was seriously 75% hookers around the bar after 1am. The last few years though, when we tried to watch, all we saw were normal, VP playing people. How dare they remove our free entertainment!!
     
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  16. Joe

    Joe VIP Whale

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    I don't look at this thread very often, but I noticed it is almost at a half million views!!
     
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  17. luckydude

    luckydude Low-Roller

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    That just proves the point that sex sells Joe.
     
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  18. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 VIP Whale

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    I Was in Vegas last week, staying at Bally's. I came back late one night, a little after midnight, and decided at the last minute to grab a Heineken or two at Sully's bar before retiring. I sat at a corner seat, stuck a twenty in the VP machine and ordered my beer from the friendly bartender. I glanced over to the other side of the bar and there was two young women sitting and they had "hooker" written all over themselves. One was of average looks, but the other was a knockout. I played VP and enjoyed my Heineken so much that I ordered a second one as I was up a little on the machine. As soon as the guy sitting to my left walked away, the two women made a beeline for the empty seats. Okay, here we go. They immediately tried to start up a conversation, but I kept my responses to one or two words and continued to concentrate on my game. Finally the one sitting next to me said, " You know, you would win more if you were a lot more friendly." I stopped playing and turned to her and stated, " Look miss, I know I look like a dufus, but I have made over 50 trips to Vegas and I have Been to the Circus and seen the Elephants." They both gave me a puzzled look and I explained to them that the phrase was a metaphor which meant that I have seen/done just about everything that Vegas has to offer and I knew what was going on. I cashed out, asked the bartender for a 'to go' cup for my beer, tipped him $5, slid off of my stool and wished them a pleasant evening. They sat there slack jawed and speechless as I walked away. I didn't start laughing until I got into the elevator.
     
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  19. bluesdude

    bluesdude VIP Whale

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    Most of them are voyeurs!
     
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  20. Jaygee77

    Jaygee77 Low-Roller

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    I'm just here for the articles.
     
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