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Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. Dean Martin

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    Ahhhh.....the good old days. I remember staying at the Mirage years ago when it was our "go to" hotel/casino and before MGM destroyed the casino vibe, you would see a half a dozen good looking ladies any time of the day or night (and more at night) sitting at the old Baccarat Bar pretending to play VP and sipping on a drink.

    BTW, Congratulations to MESA, this has got to be one of the longest running threads on the Forum:nworthy:
     
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  2. waverunner

    waverunner ------VEGA$------

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    The Oasis Casino at Dunes used to be a real hot bed of action. They were the Timeshare people of today without being annoying...LOL.
     
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  3. ffejry

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    Whenever a gal approaches me, I immediately know she's a hooker. I usually experience 3-4 a night at a CET property. Making a point this trip to spend more time at MGM properties. I had plenty of attractive gals come sit next to me at a slot or tables or at the bar. After 20 minutes or so, they ask to go upstairs. That's when I know she's a hooker. I decline, each and every time.
     
  4. Thickskinnedalive

    Thickskinnedalive Low-Roller

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    Last trip a year and a half ago the MGM was crawling with working girls. We were playing video BJ for countless hours and you saw the same women walk past dozens of times. My cousin got a few drink coupons for some honey whiskey they were promoting but you had to sit at the bar to order them. Sitting there having a drink when and average woman in her mid-late 40's approaches and starts talking away. I use a coupon on her for the company and talk for a good half hour when she asks if I want to have some fun. I laughed to myself because she didn't dress or look the part in the least. Not sure I would have did her for free. I politely decline and she asks if she can have $20 for wasting her time. I told her she should have asked before I got her the drink.

    Same trip we are in Walgreens or CVS, not sure which one, beside Monte Carlo. We are grabbing a couple of walking drinks for our journey to Secret Pizza. Paying for our drinks a wasted working girl approaches us and asks if I would buy her a pair of socks. WTF? She started begging saying her feet were freezing since it was Nov. I told her to go grab a pair. As she walked to back we darted out the door into the Vegas night.

    Last encounter a couple of girls approach us in Planet Hollywood. One was the veteran and the other a young noob. We were walking with them but had no interest in using their services when out of the corner of my eye I spot the Riveria's Crazy Girls bronzed asses on the PH floor. I offer $10 to take a picture of their asses beside the statue. The noob wants no part of it but the vet quickly hikes up her skirt to reveal a sweet ass
     
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  5. Dean Martin

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    I don't give money to someone that's clearly an addict but if somebody wants/needs socks or a sandwich, I usually buy it. I always figure it money I'll piss away on something insignificant anyway... plus, it's a karma thing for me and after all, you're in Vegas:thumbsup:
     
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  6. tex55

    tex55 High-Roller

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    My weirdest hooker story: It was March Madness weekend, 1998. Sunday morning about 4 am, I'm playing VP at the bar in front of the sports book. Lady sits down, plays for about 5 minutes, then asks me if I want to have some fun. I look at her, she is about 70 years old, with really bad fake teeth. I say no thanks, but she shows me that her skirt is slit all the way up to her panties. I then run back to my room. I actually felt sorry for her, can't imagine that a) she has to do this for a living at that age, and b) that someone has actually paid her for companionship.
     
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  7. Fet297

    Fet297 113 survivor North Vegas

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    You should've asked for the senior citizen discount. :whistle:
     
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  8. Richard Alpert

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    Weirdest Fixodent commercial ever!
    :eek:

    RICHARD
     
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  9. user3657

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    Same. Girls sometimes approach me on the strip....eh I mean they usually grab my junk in front of everyone and call me papi. And they wanna "play". It's quite embarrassing. No matter how much you try to not make eye contact it's like they prey on that.....now if only I had a girl next door type approach...
    Why lol why?!
     
  10. Dean Martin

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    I guess there's always option "C" where she is just doing it for fun because she doesn't get any anymore....:blink:
     
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    danny8235 MIA

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    Is it true
    Hookers have left the strip for greener pastures
    No hooker stories since July 31
    They must all be working in the Mary Jane gardens
     
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    Maybe they're just catching their breath before football season!
    At least they cut back on two-a-days...

    RICHARD
     
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    I have had 3 visits this year and it has seemed to have cooled down. Although I haven't been stopping at the places I have had previous encounters. Stopping at Tuscany it's a bit off the track. Maybe I need to get back to visiting places like TI and The D.
     
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    If less hookers in Vegas isn't the best indicator of the economic recovery I don't know what is.
     
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    I dunno though wouldn't a better economy put more hooker disposable income in people's pockets thus increasing demand?
     
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  16. topcard

    topcard Here's to $10 3:2 two-deck, $5 Craps, and $5 UTH!

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    ...sure, but increased demand would mean a reduction in supply, ergo, fewer hookers seen...
    ;)
     
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  17. salukidean

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    When the economy first crashed, there were more hookers than players in some casinos.
     
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    Vegas is definitely heading in the wrong direction.
     
  19. Grandad

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    Most occasions in the past few years I have been playing on a machine and had an attractive woman sit by me. I know she's upto no good when she calls be hansom, or sexy or what a hunk, so quickly and politely let them know that I am not interested. But on one occasion again whilst playing on a machine minding my own business, a small group of very attractive ladies stood in the next row with one of them definitely instructing the others. One of them said how about him ( looking at me ) and the boss woman said, forget about his type ,you can tell he's a cheapskate. Well I can assure you I am a very well dressed ( white haired ) gentleman , now mortified that even a hooker dont want to know me.
     
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    That's hilarious but I wonder if it was some sort of hooker ploy hoping you'd overhear and feel the need to prove to them that you weren't a cheapskate.
     
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