Earl and Wade's Excellent Adventure (Live 6/6-6/13 w/Snapchat)

Good luck brunging in the flasks. I hear they are pretty strict about bringing in any liquid.

 

No problem bringing in flasks full of Early Times whiskey. Had 4 Coronas at Stage Door while hanging with a group of Scotsmen watching Scotland vs England. Then a few whiskey drinks at Flamingo pool and one purchased large drink. We are druuuunk.

Flo Rida:



Wade's target:



Earl's target:

 

I'm going to play a short 2/4 limit poker session at Flamingo. Wade and I are going to meet Grace (girl from photo with Wade) at Margaritaville around 5:30. She is awesome. She went to HS with Deshaun Watson, our Clemson hero.

 

I don't know what's worse, the shot of the juicy slobbery ribs, or the Ellis Island plate.

 

Check out the right 1/16 of the photo for some slob-knobbing pool action!

 

You must have been something else at those Waldo books.

 

Had an up and down craps session with Wade and the chick from Flamingo pool. Her Vegas name is "Maria." So Maria and Wade played some freebet blackjack at Casino Royale. I made $20 on craps and have almost lost that at Super Times Pay nickel VP at bar. They are on their own eating dinner.

Will Wade get laid????

Updated odds:
Yes +120
No -140

 

Vegas dinner with a stranger. I take the yes bet if dinner is less than $60. no bet if she wants wade to take her to anything more than that.

 

I agree with VegasDave, if she went to dinner with him I would think it is a done deal, unless HE just wants to be friends.

 

Met up with 7out from the board. I'll probably hang out with him tomorrow some more at some craps somewhere. Met up with my wife's parents next door neighbor at PH craps table. Made $25 there. Now I'm at Bally's for some poker action. No Trooper sightings yet though!



I have no idea what Wade is doing. I can't wait to find out though!!!

 

Hero UTG. Villain next to button (whatever that is) Hero with $130.

Dealt 77. Raise to $7. 3 callers. Flop A97 with two spades. (hero no spades). Hero bets $22. Two folds, a raise to $44 by villain. No history.

What you do???

(Villain has $300+)

 

Ace on the flop was clubs also.

 

Villain is "cutoff".

Shove flop. Cry when you lose to 99.

 

Thanks! I can never remember correct position names.

 

To balance life out, play some triple double vp

 

Great TR.

I have to say, though, that I can't remotely understand the appeal of being packed tight in a pool, waist deep at best, with a couple hundred dad and mom bods (I'm lumping myself in with the dad bod, not judging).

The pool water: a toxic concoction of SPF 65, dribbled/spilled Coronas and Captain Morgan's, sweat and bodily fluids.

The sun baking down relentlessly while waiting for a music artist to perform who will inevitably take the stage 75 minutes after their scheduled time.

All this for a cover charge ranging from $20-50.

What am I missing here?

 

Lol

Cromwell has full pay!

 

Congrats to Wade on the Royal.

 

You get to hang out and drink all day with members of the opposite sex, who are nearly naked and having fun. If you hit it off then it is easy to make plans for later in the evening.

 

You could do all of that, minus the nearly naked part, in so many areas of Vegas. The nearly naked part is overrated anyway, considering the quality of the bodies we're all taking to the pool. I think I'd rather save the body viewing for when it's really necessary!