Lesser Known Venture Bros Villains Take Down Vegas (livish May 9-16)

Caught up in one read; my head is spinning but an enjoyable read. You should have hit Dino's when you went to Frankie's.

 

I got five of these with the dtg promo and don't know what to do with them asides from give to bums on Fremont. That would probably get dtg in trouble if these are used as murder weapons later. Might be above my villainy grade in The Guild.

 

Four to go...

 

This is now a UB40 thread.

Red, red wine...stay close to me!

 

I am a one man Wolfpack the rest of tonight. I'm probably going to abandon rot gut wine and head to late night happy hour at pizza rock. Then go get more verbal abuse from hogs and heifers girls. Then look for a diplomat from the Colombian embassy. Then ladies of questionable morality with low standards.

 

I may have just met future ex ms Monday at pizza rock. Local who I'll catch up with later in trip.

 

She didn't know any Colombian embassy contacts which is great marriage material!

 

Well, threw up at +
H&h which is par for the course. Lost a ben at the d playing LIR and free bet, gained a Ben at MSS craps. Actually had a moment of bad dealing at mss which caused me to leave and lock in win. I can't be expected to be the sober one for my come Odds, so I felt retreat was needed. Between The D and MSS was propositioned twice by girls I would have accepted when sober...if that doesn't make sense just no standards are low but self awareness of my personal condition is always high. Currently at 777 getting my personal favorite Portuguese sausage and French toaster combo prior to bed...and maybe a marker pale ale.

 

I realize that I got propositioned because I hadn't properly changed my facial message mode to 'go f yourself', my default Fremont street countenance, from 'happy go lucky Ryan',normally reserved for hanging out with my dear mad aunt. Amazing how your facial expressions change who will talk to you.

 

Wait... I thought you turned DOWN the ladies of the night?!?

 

Great stuff so far!

 

Well if I were asked to describe these two ladies as food...the first would have been a tall skinny glass of the sweetest chocolate milk you've ever tasted, the glass being mostly opaque red but with several clear windows running up the sides. The second would have been two of the largest scoops of coffee ice cream you've ever seen, barely being contained in a bowl way too small.

Actually, given my proclivity for boobs I'm surprised I didn't pay for at least a peek at the latter. They appeared to be life changing. She did at least laugh at my initial reaction to her approach, a gringo exclaiming, "Dios mio, que tetonas ricas!"

 

Seriously, wtf Google Maps?

 

About a week ago someone started a thread asking what hotel room had showers for two. The El Cortez Cabana Suite sure does:

Unfortunately, this has been a losing trip for me so the shower has only been used by me rather than me and a skinny glass of chocolate milk.

Heading to lunch at Siegel's 1941 now.

 

Met jimboguy at el co for lunch and played some single deck bj, would like to say we took them for all they had but we were about a net zero for them. I somehow did not get thrown out for making up a bunch of other theoretical hands for the royal match side bet. There may have been some other innuendo tossed at the lovely Zoey as well but luckily no one understands me but jimboguy and he just shakes his head at me.

 

Lovely bouquet on Banger's Spring Training, a grapefruit saison.

 

Mister Monday modeling in front of Downtown Grand on Thursday before a trip to Frankie's Tiki Room.

 

That was before I was drunk. Imagine how I am after. YOU CANNOT IMAGINE IT!