Walking home from Marquee across the bridge this year with one of my boys (8 of us out there but 6 already home), two local pro's started chatting to us, told them nothing was gonna happen but they followed us all the way to my boys room (in ph, i was in elara) one of our other mates is already in there. I walk in bathroom an one follows me, next thing i hear 2nd pro being kicked out literally ( he booted her up the arse as she left) apparently she pulled his jeans down of a bit of fun an he felt her going through his jeans on the floor whilst entertaining him, even drunk he was vigilant, stay vigilant vegas !!!
My Dad hadn't been to Vegas in some time when we took him in 2006. He walks away from us as we're checking in at the Bellagio. Not even a minute in, beautiful girl approaches. Dad is very friendly, but figures out very quickly what she is. "Are there freebies for fireman?" "No love..." My Mom laughed when I told her at home. My only experiences with ladies of the night have been positive. Drank with groups of them at the Hard Rock and one of the Bellagio's swank bars. They told us some interesting stories. But I can't remember them because I was so drunk. Got hit by some swingers on St. Patty's on Fremont. They were very well dressed, young but friendly as fuck. Too friendly. We just lost them somehow in the crowd. I was mistaken for a hooker with my friend at the Rivera on a very dead night. I guess we were the only somewhat young women there! We were looking for my friend's paramour from the night before, so we looked suspicious. However, I got pretty haughty with the security dude, who wanted our IDs, hotel details, etc. I basically peaced out with the finger and left the dump.
Was playing poker with a buddy and he recounted the following story. Final part takes place at potowatomi casino in milwaukee: This isn't a report, this is me sharing with you an experience I had last night at the casino. I wasn't sure where to put this, so I decided to put it here as it's most has the most traffic. Allow me to go back in time first. Some years back I was in Vegas. As I was walking on the sidewalk I was hit in the foot with a penny. I didn't think anything about it and I kept walking, well. It happened again. This time I stop, pick up the penny and give it to the young lady who was behind me. As I give her the penny, she asks me if I'd like to party. Unaware of what "party" meant, I said "SURE! (I was young, what can I say?) She suggests we go to my room and to make a long story short, yeah. She was a lady of the night. $25 later and I was a happy 21 year old. Fast forward 10 years later, I'm in Vegas and wouldn't you know it, a nickle hits my foot. You get where this is going? So, I tell you this so that what I'm about to tell you makes sense. So last night I'm at the casino (losing my ass! And I decide to switch tables. As I'm walking a poker chip hits my foot. My mind instantly went back over 20 years in a millisecond! I stop, pick up the chip and give it to the young lady behind me. She doesn't say a word, she just takes the chip. So here's where shit gets interesting. My dumbass inexplicably says "would you like to party? She says "where you partying at? I said "I'll get a room". (wait for it.) She says "A room for what? It's at this point that it hits me, she's not what I think she is. It's at this same time she comes to the realization that I just tried to pick her up. In a very angry voice that seems to be getting louder with ever letter she says "OH NO YOU DIDN'T. THIS DUMB ASS WHITE BOY DIDN'T JUST TRY TO PICK MY ASS UP". Now I wanted to walk away but couldn't, I was frozen with shock. Every time I tried to interrupt her with an apology, she got more and more colorful with her intentions of what should happen to me. Me: You don't unders. Her: THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS ABOUT TO GET ALL FUCKED UP. Me: . I-I-I. Her: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! Me But I'm s. Her: I'm ABOUT TO RIP THIS WHITE BOY TO PIECES CAUSE I KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T JUST TRY TO OFFER ME MONEY. (enter 2 of her girlfriends). GF: what's going on? Her: THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS I'm A PROSTITUTE. Again. What I haven't run at this point is still a mystery. Me: you dropped your chip, I didn't mean to. Her: RUN MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE I ALL SORTS A CRAZY ON YOUR WHITE ASS. With that, I went to the bar for a tall glass of Belvedere to settle the nerves. There was no way I was about to walk out to the parking garage. I needed witnesses. I hope everyone gets a little giggle from this or it brings some comedy to their day. I can't wait to go back!
vig·i·lant ˈvijələnt/ adjective keeping careful watch for possible danger or difficulties. "the burglar was spotted by vigilant neighbors" synonyms: watchful, observant, attentive, alert, eagle-eyed, hawk-eyed, on the lookout, on one's toes, on the qui vive; More Vigilant would have been not leading them to his room. That could have ended a lot worse.
Really enjoy reading these interesting posts. Couple years ago on our bi-annual trip to Sin City with my husband and our friends (Another couple). We were staying at the Venetian and had reservation to Carnevino at 9pm. Husband and friend's husband were playing blackjack at the tables while my friend and I grabbed a drink at one of the bars and chatted. A group of 3 good looking well dressed guys in suits came and started chatting with us. We didn't think any of it as the conversation was normal - about traveling and their country Switzerland (Oh we were so naive...). One guy asked what my background was because I looked exotic to him (I'm part Chinese and part Spanish), then one guy pulls out his Black Card and tells us he will pay for whatever our heart desires. (The naive me still didn't clue in that they thought we were ladies of the night...) I actually told him "No thanks, my job pays me quite well." The 3 guys had a confused look on their face and my friend clued in and said "Wait, what do you guys think we do for a living?" Very awkwardly they told us that they thought we were high end escorts and that they wanted the Girlfriend Experience on their first trip to Vegas. I was so shocked, I wasn't sure if I felt insulted or embarrassed, I think I was more mortified that I gave off the vibe of a working girl. After explaining that we are actually Accountants and our husbands were playing blackjack and we were just killing time before our dinner reservation, we all had a good laugh. They were friendly, polite and very apologetic, they didn't mean to insult or offend us. My friend and I wished them Good Luck and my friend joked to them that they should always check a girl's hand for a rock. :wave2: We told our husbands about the encounter at dinner, we all had a good laugh. Then when we were about to leave and asked for the check, our server told us that someone paid for it already and gave us a note that said "So sorry again, thanks for a good laugh and please accept our sincere apologies." What a nice group of guys! Although my friend and I did wonder why a group of fine gentlemen like them would need to pay for companionship? I'm sure girls throw themselves at them.
Wow, I've heard stories about this happening but never did the guy end up paying dinner for the lady and her husband! Sounds like a win-win.
It can be a lot less hassle and you are sure they will leave you alone after. Very cool that they bought your dinner for you too.
Yes, we were really surprised too. Very nice gesture! We actually thought about buying them drinks if we ran into them again but we never did.
"What a nice group of guys! Although my friend and I did wonder why a group of fine gentlemen like them would need to pay for companionship? I'm sure girls throw themselves at them." Charlie Sheen said it best.......When Charlie Sheen was being sentenced for using a prostitute, the judge asked him why a man like him would pay for sex, Sheen replied: "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave".
A few years back (2007 lol) I took a southwest flight from Burbank to Vegas to meet up with my girlfriend who was waiting for me in Vegas with her friends. I was late to my Southwest flight and I was probably the last person to board. Being the seats were on a first come first seat basis, there was one seat left and it was next to 2 drunk women. They were pretty sloshed and looking at them I could tell they were either strippers or escorts. I came straight from work so I was wearing a suit and midway, the girls and I started chatting and it turned really awkward immediately. The girl sitting next to me started loosening up my tie and told me that we 3 should go to their hotel at the MGM and party. The other girl got up and said I need to go to the bathroom and as she was trying to maneuver out the aisle, she "falls" on my lap. She started grinding on me in front of other passengers but I had this look on my face like WTF is going on. I could see other passengers (mostly the men) staring at me like dude what are you waiting for you have 2 women all over you. A short 40 minutes later we landed and I promised them I would meet them in MGM but I had to go to the bathroom. I swear I stayed in the bathroom for about 30 minutes waiting for these two girls to go away. My then girlfriend was waiting for me at the arrival terminal and I would have been dead. Looking back at this now and being a Vegas veteran, I would have totally brought those 2 girls back, paid them and checked that off my bucket list.
lmao at one of the stories..wel yeah if you are in vegas and you are single....(of my 22 trips 19 i went solo) those ladies of the night will talk to you...on my first encounter i was very naieve but the ball dropped when i asked her what she did for a living she told me she partyed:evillaugh..anyways since than many ladies tried(doesnt help when you walking back to your hotel alone at 5 am at nite) anyways i never have and never will take their propositions (just a matter of my own morals and i dont judge people who do thats their business)i had a few encounters which afterwards i laughed at ,lady taking my arm and i flipping out at first but she told me she just didnt wanted to be bothered by another guy so i played it cool, one time a lady who followed me in the room(talking about an agressive pitch..anyways as i didnt took the bait she left after 10 minutes)last trip it was a new record within 1 houre (staying at ballys) i was approached...seriously thinking of wearing a priestcollar on my next trip to vegas :evillaugh
Mrstealth been to potowatomi and I can picture that so clearly... Thanks for the laugh, I would've paid to watch that!
