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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. Auggie

    Auggie Dovahkiin

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    I have been hit on by hookers day and night, but ones that are actually in the casino during the day or the early evening are pretty rare.

    During the morning or early afternoon they will almost always be in the quieter casinos and might be near a main walkway, but it will always be a quieter, less busy, part of the casino. They will usually not be approaching people and will instead just sit there and try to make eye contact with people as they go by.

    In the evening you can find them in most casinos, but they will usually be sitting at the bar or in a quieter section of the casino, with quieter meaning like a far back corner and not just "there are a bunch of slot machines nobody is playing". If they are moving about it will usually be around bar areas or near a TITO machine, but again in both cases off the beaten path, in the back corners.

    From 11PM to 1AM seems to be the most likely time when they will actually be roaming the casino floor and may sit down next to you at a machine and talk and sound you out about partaking in their services.

    And then after 1AM and later is when they are most likely just going to be walking the casino floor where they'll be covering as much area as they can by saying something like "Hello Sweetie" or "Looking for a date" as they pass by and then seeing if anybody turns around.


    For encountering hookers (or not) the big thing is going to be how much you put yourself in a situation where you will run in to them. If you typically call it a night and go up to the room at 10-11PM at night, never drink at the bar, never go near the back corners of the casino later at night or play in only in the busiest sections of the brightest casinos - then there is actually a pretty good chance you won't run in to any hookers just because those habits aren't conducive to running in to them.
     
  2. Nevyn

    Nevyn VIP Whale

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    Take a stroll through the Miracle Mile after the stores close. Hookers is all you'll see. Be careful though, they hunt in packs.
     
  3. knasinnh

    knasinnh Tourist

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    My two most memorable Hooker stories where these...

    1 - About 8 years ago, my buddy and I were walking near the walkway at Excal to go across the street to the Tropicana. These 2 sweet looking black girls come up to us and put there hands down our pants and starts to make out with us. It was funny, and shocking at the same time... We chatted with them for a bit, listening to their stories, and left...

    2 - about 10 years ago, I was walking out of the Casino Royale, after playing there for hours.. This scary looking chick approaches me and grabs onto me... What seemed like 30 seconds later another scary chick comes over and grabs my other arm. The two hooker proceed to fight over who saw me first. This went on for a couple of minutes, and I slip away, while the two girls got into a nasty roll on the grown chick fight. Security comes out. My buddy was laughing like, how does it feel to have 2 skanks fight over you...

    Lets see what I can come up with when I am out there later in the moth.
     
  4. hedgehog

    hedgehog Low-Roller

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    :nworthy::headbang:
     
  5. wellmel

    wellmel Low-Roller

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    Some of these "hookers" you're spotting late at night might simply be girls coming back from the club. Just because girls are dressed slutty doesn't mean they're hookers. They're simply partying it up in Vegas!
     
  6. jbpiv01

    jbpiv01 Low-Roller

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    Ditto on the Miracle Mile 'after hours'. Have been hit on at Fat Tuesdays there many times. Once a girl comes up to me and forces her tongue down my throat. I backed away, she fell down and passed out...
    They are out there!
    (Still gargleing hourly every hour for the last two years):yuck::yuck:
     
  7. FullPay

    FullPay When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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    I was with a bachelor party and the best man thought he could order two girls off of the escort service cards and have them do a 'show' for us, since most of us were married and not interested in anything beyond looking. Two girls show up, one asks who is in charge and she and the best man head into the bathroom. We've got about eight guys scattered around the room and the other one, a tiny little barely dressed girl sits on the bed, so we give her a beer. Best man comes out and says she wants the two hundred from the ad, another two hundred for the girls, and they want to have sex with each and everyone of us. No! No! No! We send him back into the bathroom and continue to chat with the other. He comes out, five hundred, sex with half of us, and then two hundred for the show. This is not going to happen and we told him so. He goes back into the bathroom and gets the negotiator who is putting out an angry vibe. We tell her we are leaving and that they have to go. Finally the little girl on the bed stands up, drops her top and hikes her skirt up and asks if we were really going to pass up on this. We looked at her and at each other and said, yeah I think we're good, but thanks. We all headed for the door and they finally took the hint. We left and headed for the strip club where we should have been to begin with.
     
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  8. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 VIP Whale

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    Was out on a 12 day trip to Vegas earlier this month. My youngest son, who is 29, came out and roomed with me for part of the trip. This was his 4th time in Vegas. I stayed at the Luxor one night on a MyVegas room comp. I had already been out there for 7 days and was beginning to wear down, so when my son wanted to hit the casino at 2 AM, I declined and sent him on his way; but advised him of the hookers that seem to flock to the Luxor late at night. I barely remember him coming back to the room at around 4:30. When I finally was able to drag him out of bed around 10 o'clock, I asked him how he did in the casino. He said that I was right about the hookers. Two of them tried to tag-team him when he was cashing in at a TITO machine. I got to hand it to him, the kid played them like a violin. He put on a ruse of a starry eyed Vegas virgin. "Yeah, this is my 1st time in Vegas, can you believe it, I'm staying in a Pyramid!" "Is this your first time in Vegas, too?" "Golly gee I'm really having a good time!" "Did you know that they give you free drinks while you are gambling?" He totally played the part of a young bumpkin, being clueless with their suggestions of having a good time. One of the girls walked quickly away while her partner pressed on. After a few more minutes, she said "Are you for real?" and walked away in a huff. We had a good laugh to start out the day.
     
  9. Jejas

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    Are you sure your son told you the truth?
    The story could be like this:

    a 29 old kid in high spirit, at a TITO machine with ticket of $1000 in hand.
    A hooker comes forward: "Winning?"
    kid: "Yeah, just got a small jackpot"
    hooker: "Nice. Wanna have some fun for the night?"
    kid "?... sure!"
    hooker "With the money on your ticket, we can go to your room and have fun for a full hour. how about that?"
    kid "No. My father is sleeping in the room."
    hooker "That doesn't matter. He wouldn't mind"
    kid "No way. I also need to give $200 back to my father."
    hooker "Ok. we go to the corner, I give you a hand job, $800."
    kid "$800? No. $200"
    hooker "$500"
    kid "deal!"
    hooker "deal!"
    kid "let me cash out this ticket first"

    20 minutes later the kid comes up to the room. "Dad. I won. I turned $200 into $500."
     
  10. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 VIP Whale

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    An imaginative scenario, but knowing my son as I do, it went down like he said. If anything, the hooker would have offered to "do" us both back in the room at a discount.
     
  11. danny8235

    danny8235 MIA

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    Need some new booker stories even if they are lies
     
  12. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Gaggles and I affectionately call Bugsys Bar at Flamingo the Hooker Bar. I remember going to Vegas with Gaggles, along with his girlfriend and my now wife. Gaggles says we should go play at the hooker bar for a while, I will never forget the look on my wifes face, she asked why do you call it that? All I could say was you will see. There was 3 empty spots beside us and over the course of an hour 5 different single guys would sit down, hooker would approach and within 15 minutes off guy would go with the hooker. I looked at my wife after and said now you know why we call it the hooker bar lol.
     
  13. cha4zz

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    Memorial day 2013, my room-mate brought a hooker (mistakenly) back to the room at about 5am, me and another mate had fallen asleep but woke up to the noise. As friends do, we went downstairs for food as we didn't want to interrupt. Came back up an hour later to find the hooker had gone, but also taken my passport and random money that had been left on the side when she had said she was going to the bathroom afterwards.

    Cue a trip to the British Embassy in LA and back in 1 day as everything had shut down for Memorial Day!
     
  14. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    So he thought she was not a hooker?
     
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  15. cha4zz

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    Naive brits I guess. I wasn't with him when it happened but he swears he met her in Pure (now Omnia) then brought her to the room afterwards. On her way to the bathroom, she just grabbed my passport which was on the side and cash (not mine at least!) and made a swift exit.
     
  16. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    I assume if a woman talks to me she is a hooker...anywhere!

    Sucks about getting stuff jacked... what's this world coming to when you cannot trust a hooker
     
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  17. dooner

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    When I first read this, I took it as his girlfriend is now your wife!! LOL!!! Well done, sir!
     
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  18. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    I understand as if you switched around and the my & now it would say now my wife lol.
     
  19. Dean Martin

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    Just another good reason to use Erotic Review....:wink2:
     
  20. boofmichael

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    A girl started chatting to me in the Centre Bar at NYNY last night and as soon as she said "I love your accent" (I'm Scottish btw), I knew something was wrong so I left quick sharp. Plus the fact that she was fairly attractive and chatting to me in the first place kind of weirded me out...LOL!