Well that was embarrassing.....

Played my first game of Craps. Threw the dice so hard one of them bounced off the table and hit a girl at the next table right in the ass. Whoops.

 

That's why craps is such a fun game!!!!

The stories.

 

Been there and done that. What am I talking about, I still do it

 

The best is when there's a lady at the opposite end of the table with a low-cut dress and you try to land one in the valley

 

Sometimes when you do that it gets stuck.......:evillaugh

 

Yup, sounds about right. I hit the one of the dealers in the head...twice at 4 Queens the only time I tried craps. The "stick man" (is that what he's called?) started yelling "wild thrower on the table".

 

Thanks guys, hearing those storie makes me feel better

And I'll have to try that "dice in the cleavage" trick, lol.

 

My daughter's 21st birthday trip she managed to hit older woman at the other end of the table right in the ear. Twice. Once on the fly, never touched the table.

 

"Same dice, please!"

 

Bonus points for saying "same dice, please" and then creepily smelling them while closing your eyes and breathing deeply.

 

I've seen dice go in peoples drinks, I've seen them go down a woman's cleavage. Saw one hit a guy in the eye and medical had to be called.

 

double post

 

Some tables are intentionally bouncy to thwart dice setters. I know one of the tables at TI is for sure.

I once was on a long run at Harrah's with a guy from Germany as the shooter. I was on the end opposite from him. After about 20 passes, he bounced one into the chip tray right in front of me. It was a 3. On the table was a 4. He passed probably another 20 times after that.

 

My friend Jane, who never shot dice, threw 1 of the 2 dice and it hit the stick man in the chest, on the fly. My mind was blown.

 

Whenever I have a female friend who is rolling for the first time, I always whisper in her ear "throw it as hard as you can!" [emoji13]

 

My first time playing craps I was on a table with a group of 10 of us traveling together. My friend on the opposite end threw it into my cleavage......

 

Creepiest thing I have read all day...

 

My first time throwing the dice I didn't really know you had to hit the back wall for a valid roll. Kept missing it and the boys were making fun of me a bit. A friend explained and on the next roll both dice left the table.

 

That's what my husband told me. He knows I'm not good at throwing a softball, football, or baseball. On my first roll, both dice cleared the table: one barely grazed the tray and dropped onto the floor, the other flew through the air an additional five feet before dropping to the floor. I didn't go near a craps table for the remainder of that trip!

 

Good, you got the intended "mood." Now picture your boy Kenny Powers doing it. Pro.