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Another One Bites The Dust:Macker's Bachelor Trip starring Usual Suspects

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Apr 28, 2015.

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  1. kingpasty

    kingpasty High-Roller

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    Radio silence...phones dead? Hookers club you over the head? Hopefully on a heater!
     
  2. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Okay I'm just going to bed but Beejay, Borat, alexanbo, jersey bill all disappeared
    without notice rift after the buffett, all I got was a text that said see you tomorrow. I'm sure Beejay was glad he left as he yet another Royal that mother fucker!!! Promises later came that they would be on their way to Fremont after but I knew that was a lie
     
  3. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Yeah here's hoping to phone's dead on a heater!!!
     
  4. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Wow I'm smashed! So back to the story. First off our old host friend had us set up at crazy horse III. I have been there a couple years ago but I must say the quality level has increased substantially. I was bought many lap dances and was on my best behaviour. From there we went to the gate and lost there, made a couple hundy on my free play at the D and then kicked the tires at 4 queens. Got back to flamingo at 5. Gaggles and I hit up bugsys and I must say I owe trig a drink as I hit this on the machines he told me about.
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    Last I saw as I came up gaggles was being annoyed by some hooker

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    Nap time
     
  5. Treb23

    Treb23 Low-Roller

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    EPIC! Trip report! You guys are killing it!
     
  6. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Damn Macker, you're definitely running hot on the STP! A comped beer at TAG lounge is definitely on you! Lol Figured you'd like that option since you have often played STP on the floor. And glad you haven't switched to bonus yet with what you're hitting!

    Good to see you and the annoyed looking Gaggles alive though! He's not even standing up when playing! Here's to hoping that BeeeJay kept most of his winnings tonight!
     
  7. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Totes!!!

    :)
     
  8. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    come on over to our room adam if you wnnaa seeeee some nice teettttiess :) :) ;)
     
  9. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    yeah but at least you are a "GREAT DAD"!!!!

    :)

    just kidding

    fuck

    I just hope my vegas activiites don't ever impact my dad abilities..... welll.... fuck.....its too late.....oh welll.....at least my kids will be cool as fuck ;)
     
  10. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    oh believe me....Borat and I split 9's 8 times last night....it was just 8 asian hookers rated at a 9 in our room and we paid them $3.50 aka three-fiddy xtra for speical services im not even comfortable sharin gon this forum.... i can barely see borat right now he is FUCKING BURRIED in a blanket of hookers....jesus fuck
     
  11. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    sorry bro....... things got a little wonky last night......i do NOT have all my winnings....but I do have my bankroll i went out with last night... i mean dude...wow......it was all pretty legit until we left from Alexanbo and jesey bill and then....well you know borat and I ......we are very bad people.....and we did some very bad and expensive things.....that all i'm gonna say......HOOOOOKErsss andblowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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  13. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Shit. Fuck wow

    There is t enough pepto in the world

    tHAT Asss. Wow

    I mean that is PER-Fucking-fection

    Jesus H

    I can't believe I'm only .12. Feel inf very ducked uoloooppp
     
  14. Woof

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    This. Is. Classic.

    Keep the wins and the pics coming!
     
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    dvandentop VIP Whale

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    Is it on the left end of bank or right end when facing away Mlife?
     
  16. Funkhouser

    Funkhouser In Charge of the Big Door

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    Congrats on the 2nd Royal. This was the best hit I saw in the past three days playing strict rules of parlay

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    You should stick to more hotties and vp / chip porn.



    This particular photo has a creepy I gonna murder random Asian women vibe.

    Once you sober up I'd love to hear some of the color commentary.
     
  17. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Ok

    So

    I know I'm going to hell one day.....may as well make it the 9th VIP circle

    Last night solidifies my reservation
     
  18. jf3976

    jf3976 High-Roller

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    Haha, looks like you guys are having fun! Congrats on keeping the BR intact! Sure hope I have some of that luck next week :)
     
  19. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    They aren't random. [emoji6]
     
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  20. garry

    garry Tourist

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    Epic, keep up the good luck. Take more money off the craps tables!!!!!!
     
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