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Hooker Stories

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by mesa, Jan 5, 2009.

  1. WHITEJACKET73

    WHITEJACKET73 VIP Whale

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    A couple of years ago I was walking back to my room at the Venetian late one night. As I passed the Casino Royale, out of the corner of my eye I spied a woman standing in one of the doorways. "Where you going sweetie?" she cooed as I walked past. I knew from my brief glance that she was a hooker ( the short skirt and huge platform shoes were a dead giveaway). I ignored her question and kept on walking. I then heard the distinct " clopping" of her shoes as she started her pursuit. I increased my pace and so did she. I was practically running before she gave up ( I think she twisted her ankle), but not before hurling a few curses in my direction.
     
  2. IWannaBeInVegas

    IWannaBeInVegas VIP Whale

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    There are message boards for that, I don't think anyone on this site will tell the tale, as much fun as it would be to read it
     
  3. PayTriple

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    The board is PG-13, so people can't share any intimate details.
    But it is clear that some members including myself have admitted to making college donations in our TRs, and have shared some pictures.
     
  4. IWannaBeInVegas

    IWannaBeInVegas VIP Whale

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    I must miss those TR's, now I have to searching to do, LOL.
     
  5. breanna61

    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    Really??!! How the hell did you miss PT's reports. Better get those eyes checked :)
     
  6. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    no shit, right?

    *blank stare*:confused2:
     
  7. pressitagain

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    This story is too funny.... exact same story but at MB.
     
  8. BlacklabberMike

    BlacklabberMike MIA

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    same at Rio...but she said "and that includes anal if you want"
    and all for just $300... damn good price, but i said no thanks...
     
  9. xmarksx

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    Or donated for dance lessons, "I am actually a dancer but... fill in the blank with a reason."
     
  10. Gizzmo

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    Last year my wife and I are playing the slots at Caesars it's around 2:30am , my wife is playing a machine about 50ft away from me and i'm sitting at an end machine, when a lady wearing a pretty skimpy outfit walks past. I glance up, think nothing of it when before I realize it she's sitting at the machine next to me and asks for a smoke. After a minute or two she introduces herself and another minute goes by. I'm looking over at my wife as if to say help me out here, I'm about to get propositioned and she's just playing away and acting oblivious to the whole thing. So the girl asks if I'm alone and I point to my wife and she puts her cigarette out and says nice meeting you and walks off. I asked my wife if she realized what was going on. She said of course and I was ready to stick a foot in her a$$ if she wasn't gone within 30sec! LOL!
     
  11. PayTriple

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    What, did she have a strap-on in her purse? [emoji12]
     
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  12. PayTriple

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    You left out the Drink Whore.
     
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    Two stories. first at wynn, two lovely ladies come up to me and ask me if I am interested, and ask what I am doing. I point around the bank of machines and say "I am with my wife." They say too bad hun and walk away. Wife comes up later and says "these two woman walked up to me and said 'sorry sweetie'. You know what that was about?" I then told her, but really polite of them!

    Second I am at Flamingo girl asks me if I want to talk I say sure. We chat it up then she offers to go up to my room with me. I said "I do not think my sleeping pregnant wife would like that" she asked when I said yes to have her sit, I said "well I did wanna talk to someone!"
     
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    Need some new ones Was at Caesars last week They were lined up at the bar leading to the Laurels elevators
     
  15. Paul_376

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    Lmao
     
  16. James123

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    The bar is being set very low for hooker stories here!

    Last time I was in Vegas, staying at the Wynn with a friend in a 2-bedroom apartment, we went out for a few drinks at the Cosmo. I went the bathroom and when I came back he was chatting to this gorgeous girl (though a little older). I was super impressed because he doesn't have so much game and we've been in vegas 24 hours and he's already at it. I went and joined them and honestly maybe it's my British naivety but it just seemed they were getting on great. The three of us all chatted for a while and then he invited her to come for a drink in our room.

    The cab back to the Wynn was also great. We were just chatting about a whole host of shit, all completely nice. Even once we got to the room we just opened a bottle of blue label and sat around the table chatting for an hour. Then completely completely out of the blue she stands up, takes off her shirt and skirt so she's standing in just her underwear and says "right... who's going first, or do you wanna do it together?". I STILL didn't realise she was a working girl!! I give a nod to my friend and tell him she was his pick up and to enjoy. They start walking to his room and she says "by the way, I'm going to be needing to treat myself to a $500 pair of shoes in the morning". He freezes, laughs out loud, and I'll leave the rest for your imagination.

    I think a lot of working girls in Vegas are kind of grey area prostitutes that go to Vegas for a few months a year to sell their bodies or for the gifts and perks and go back to their normal lives after. Definitely was the case here.
     
  17. scc31

    scc31 Low-Roller

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    You didn't join?
     
  18. IWannaBeInVegas

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    I envision them laughing at her, telling her nope, no way....put out or get out
     
  19. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    Does anyone else think that it is funny that this shows up on my feed as:

    Sticky: Hooker Stories

    I came in fully expecting to hear stories about hookers covered in honey, or maple syrup, or any other sticky substances.
     
  20. PayTriple

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    Like this?
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