This self isolation is kinda like being in Vegas...

I seem to be losing a lot of money daily, cocktails seem appropriate at any time, girls don't seem to want to be within 6 feet of me and I'm not really sure what time it is.

 

I would only add that I have no interest in doing anything in the house - except cook, wash clothes and run dishwasher! I have soooo many things I could but can’t get motivated!

 

I do a lot of stupid things that are way too risky

 

Actually I'm saving a lot of money being stuck at home. Probably can save up for another vegas trip near the end of the year, lol.

 

Yes, you save a couple of thousand staying home and lose multiples of that in your portfolio.

 

I have discovered the joys of breakfast beer. ,,,and morning beer, lunch beer, early afternoon beer, dinner beer, then after dinner liquor, pre bed liquor, wake up in the middle of the night liquor and repeat.

Figure this will be enough disinfectant to keep me a bit safer, plus I can't drive anywhere.

 

Actually I've been planning to use a similar line when discussing my next LV trip with my DW.

"Look how much we lost in the last couple of months. What's a few more thousand ?"

 

You mean you don't do that in Vegas already? Except for the booze, I imagine this must be somewhat similar to being in prison - just safer, quieter, and lonelier.

 

My boss keeps me busy doing things that are "important".

 

Actually I save money because the bars are closed, lol.

 

I don't get to stay home...I'm on the front line.

 

Stay as safe as you can. Us useless old people are very proud of those that are trying to keep this genie in the lamp.

 

We appreciate you Syringe Monkey. I have both of my sons on the front lines too. I’ll keep you in my prayers. Thank you

 

I'm finally on the radar at Caesars!



RICHARD

 

This.

While wayyyy cheaper than sitting at a vp bar smashing buttons, drinking at home is not nearly as fun.