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Urinal Deuce?

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by thecarve, Mar 5, 2017.

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  1. thecarve

    thecarve Misanthrope

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    In the Palazzo HL john a few hours ago...

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    thecarve, Mar 5, 2017
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  2. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    What is wrong with people?!?! Sheldon owes you another Royal for that jackass...:evillaugh:
     
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    Maybe he wanted to wipe his dick.
     
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  4. rob889

    rob889 High-Roller

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    ....or he didn't want to touch his dick with his hands. Who knows.....
     
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    CJ's Plumbing the depths of debauchery

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    Saves face with the dot of shame :blink: if you dont know what i mean just wait until you get a little older :ssst:
     
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    C0usineddie, Mar 6, 2017
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  8. Johnzimbo

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    I was hoping Urinal Deuce was a new video poker game
     
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  9. rob889

    rob889 High-Roller

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    I'm still waiting for the target practice urinal...like the carney game where you've got to be first to fill up the balloon with the squirt gun
     
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    I guess I'm stupid, but I don't get it. I don't see an actual turd in the urinal, just the toilet paper...??? Guess I'm just getting into my senior moments lol.
     
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    It's not just you. I assume the pic was just representational and OP didn't want to post a pic of the actual turd [emoji90].
     
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  12. sonnycheeba

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    I read the post yesterday and then again today and just now noticed the toilet paper, and was still wondering if I missed the turd. But now i get it //:^) lol.
     
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    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    It's Hitchcock. Suspense is if you don't see the turd but you know its there.
     
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    I think I would have had to delete it if the actual turd was in there. It's at least "vulgar", which members are supposed to refrain from.

    I was thinking to myself before opening the thread, "Please don't show the actual turd pic!"

    I pity the person that had to clean that up. I try to remember to tip bathroom attendants when I see them because they have to literally deal with this shit!
     
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  15. thecarve

    thecarve Misanthrope

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    There was no turd, gang. :evillaugh: But the TP on the urinal was enough to make me think, WTF??
     
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  16. grosx2

    grosx2 Have fun storming the castle!

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    Ooo I'm getting a raging clue!
     
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  17. BostonJP

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    That's what made Jaws great too. The shark was scary because you didn't see it.

    Urinal with TP but no deuce? Watch your step on your way out..............
     
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    The Urinator had a runny nose or had a cold and knew the TP is softer than the dispenser sheets..Even if it takes some time to free that roll from the stall itself.
    Need pix of HLstall TP dispenser to confirm level of difficultly removing a roll.:)
     
    jamesxnj, Mar 7, 2017
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