Earl and Wade sprint through Vegas 12/18-12/21

Chips. What chips?

 

Is it a sprint to the finish?
Hopefully that comped banana fueled a great conclusion to this trip!

RICHARD

 

Yeah that's "good size" of winning... thanks for the photo... really "appreciate" it.

 

For the love of God, I have been checking this twice a day with no update Carlos. Please end this suspense. Did he or did he not!!!!!!!

 

Ya did he or did he not???? Come on man

 

Update coming soon everybody!!

 

I guess we will all assume it was a big swing and a miss.

 

Earl...we gots to know!!

 

I've been checking the Vegas After Dark section just in case the conclusion is being documented there.

The end of this tale is coming, but I gotta have faith, faith, faith. -George Michael

RICHARD

 

Well after playing for several hours at Harrahs and blowing through 2.5 buyins, I was totally obliterated. Very, very fun game though. A couple of guys sat down having never played before. This was one reason I bought in the last time. Guy to my immediate right was just excited to be dealt cards. He was winning with 49 off suit against QQ pretty consistently. Guys were getting pretty aggravated. Seriously the nicest guy I've ever played poker with. He would apologize for winning every time. I ordered a couple fireball shots for us.

Funny story, at one point I went to take a few big gulps out of my red bull and vodka....only to realize I was drinking straight Jack. I have an awful gag reflex with straight liqour and can only sip it (fireball the exception). I proceeded to swallow the water coming up for 3 minutes without saying a word and covering my mouth with both hands. Just had to shake my head to tell dealer I wanted to fold. Players kept asking if I was ok.

Finally I felt like I had held down the vomit and told everyone what happened. They laughed like hell. A few hands later I busted and away I went....but not before I showed the table pictures of miss knockers that Wade was after. Turns out I looked through my texts and sent a pic of her to "John Texas". I think he was a guy at my table. Not sure.

Anyway, Wade came to my table wanting to go be drunks around Vegas, and my selfish ass stayed and played poker. He played Video BJ with some other older gentlemen for a couple hours before heading to bed. After busting at Harrahs, I took my last bit of money across the street to craps table at Mirage.

About 5 minutes after I got there, man with a cowboy hat buys in for $1100. Immediately says, $300 on hard 10. Another $100 for the dealers. Of course hard 10 is hit a few rolls later. I looked at the $80 I had left and knew I didn't belong at this table. Stayed a few more rolls then retreated to Paris to call it a night. Wade was in bed and said the girls went some guys to club in Bellagio. So I passed out hammered drunk.

Well turns out, Wade got a phone call a couple hours later around 3am or so, demanding him come to save them from said club. He gets there and a friend had been kicked out for supposedly trying to get to third base with a guy inside the club.

Of course the guys followed them out of the club in attempt to round third, as the third base coach was clearly waving them home. Turns out they were thrown out at the plate.

Wade escorts the group of women back to Flamingo, but first stopping at Casino Royale for Subway. Says the ladies were hungry and it was only place he could find open. Ladies were too drunk for him to feel good about what may happen, so he came back empty handed.

The "No" bet wins this time.

Wade and I got pummeled gambling wise this trip, as both of us lost well over our budget.

Here is the nice guy from poker table.



He had just come from betting on black in Roulette. Here was why he was no longer playing roulette.



Wade and I did at least hit up In n Out on the way to airport. I ate about 3 bites before feeling like last night would be back on my tray. Good 3 bites though



Thanks for following along. Wish the ending was a little bigger of a "bang." But we had a blast. Until next time!!!!

 

Great TR you guys are a ton of fun

 

I just wish I could hang out with some fellow VMB'ers on a trip. I know someone ran into Wendell during our trip a couple years ago. Actually recognized him by his Clemson gear. Unfortunately I wasn't there at the time at Ellis Island.

Also, even though Wade did not get laid, the Juggs machine known as "Helen" has been snapchatting the hell out of him.

 

Poor Wade. Maybe next time.

 

Maybe Poor Wade this time. But he may be setting himself up nicely. Don't forget this summer the "Yes" bet won with a hot red head paying his way to Britney Spears concert.

Would anyone actually follow a live TR at a casino night at a house? Lol

 

That was me that spotted Wendell at EI. He took a picture of my phone following your report at the time. For the record, I put $10 on the NO for Wade on that trip and I was correct so first round is on Wade next trip!!

 

Wendell is a damn good time. Just had his second kid so Vegas is just a dream for him at the moment. You can bet Wade and I will be there this summer somewhere in the late June/early July period.

 

One thing I've learned in Vegas....I would never, ever feel about about what a woman does while in Vegas. They are there for a reason and the fact they met up and called him at 3am says it all. He should have had her and her friend!!

When I first went to Vegas 2 years ago I guess it was the weekend of a cosmetology convention. Our plane landed a 9:00pm Vegas time and myself and my buddy checked into MGM. We hit the strip immediately after. Not even 10 minutes out of the door at MGM and on the strip came upon two beautiful southern belles from Kentucky that were there for the convention.

We partied hard that night. They hit me up on their last night there and we hung out while my buddy went and "walked around." Needless to say as I'm going to repeat....when its their first time and they hit you up at 3:00am....GAME ON.

I guess that's why I'm going to AVN in January after NYE but hey....I guess I just embrace my bachelor life lol

Also now own www.TheVegasGuy.com and a few other sites and we party hard in Vegas. Man....This TR is great but Wade should have absolutely jumped all over it.