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Constpation Specialist,a senior moment

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Jerseyguy2, Feb 24, 2016.

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  1. Jerseyguy

    Jerseyguy MIA

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    The other night some friends and I were talking on the phone about getting together for lunch yesterday. One guy said he had to see a specialist down by AC but should be back in time.
    I asked him whats the the problem and he said constipation. I told him to get a sausage biscuit and some coffee at MC D's.that should do it.
    I told Mrs. JG and she said wow theres specialists for everything these days.
    Yesterday on the way to lunch I asked him how he made out at the doctors and did he take my advice and go to Mc D's.
    He said "what the hell were you talking about anyway?" I said constipation.
    He said no you dummy I need a knee replacement ,I went for a Consultation.
    Oh well.
     
  2. Joe Strummer

    Joe Strummer VIP Whale

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    Goddamn Funny !
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    If I get a little "backed up". ?.......2 beers opens me up.
    Must be the hops or something ?.....but it works wonders.
    Also, a good excuse....when the wife wants me "on the wagon" !!!
     
  3. LVHooked

    LVHooked High-Roller

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    Joe don't take this the wrong way, but after a few of your recent posts I have to ask.......does your wife at least open her purse on occasion, and let you look at your balls? Lol
     
  4. hammie

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    Dried plums, formerly known as prunes, do the trick.
     
  5. Joe Strummer

    Joe Strummer VIP Whale

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    LV Hooked,
    Hee-hee --
    My wife has changed a bit, since her/our first birth.
    I'm just a BAAAAAAD boy !
    ........I know I had a "set" here, somewhere ?
     
  6. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Vegas Joker

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    jerseyguy, I understand completely. I too am very hard of hearing....:poke::beer:
     
  7. PaulBowdry

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    I eat a whole jar of those Greek Peppers yellow ones one hour later no problems.
     
  8. Valgal

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    Church's fried chicken works for my husband in less than 2 hours. You would be surprised how many young healthy people come to the ER for constipation. When you ask if they have tried anything over the counter- of course not. That would require using a few brain cells and personal responsibility.

    I had a Grandmother who had a cure for everything -- a mineral oil enema. I Learned very quickly to never complain of feeling ill around her.
    Headache=enema. Cold=enema. Stomach ache = enema. Piss her off = enema.
     
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