summary so far and details of last night as i remember them:
down strip drive weird buildings, bad drivers, cab dead in strip blab blah blah
arrive TI, huge line, invited guest moves fast,
jason off to room
beeejay off to get new card players club desk, then host stand, then cage, finally play $50 promo chips, win $200.
wait wait wait call Jason, wait
finally give up and hoof it over to
Encore where Gaggles is waitiing for 30 min already
quick check in, jason shows up, off to room
nice double queen
encore, comped with garth brooks tix
down to play a bit while gaggles showers lose some on craps
gaggles shows up, lose more on BJ. lose on roulette
cab to flamingo
CRUSH diamond lounge triple fist, chicken wings, etc
play craps
flamingo lose, play VP lose, play MS STUD lose lose lose....entire bankroll $2,000 gone, hit atm, play $500 roulette lose, hit atm play $500 roulette lose, hit atm play $200 MS STUD lose, down $3,200 straight away on this trip. Buy in $300 on crap double deck game, win three splits cash out $900, over to roulette, $200 spin, lose.
over to
Harrahs, carny slots, lose
over to Osheas, lose
pick up very dirty penny in Burger King----THIS WILL TURN things around!!!
over to Casino Royale, get coupons. Gaggles hits 4OAK right away for xtra $25, I hit premium 4OAK, xtra $25, Jason hits get $25. up and down up and down. hit 4OAK, put it all back in.
Finally lose down to final $80 move down by JAson, now buying in 10's and 5's!!!!.....down $3,420......bankroll for first 6 days of trip basically shot!!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!!! MR. BEEEJAY!!! OH NOOOOOO!!!! Shoulda stayed at home. Gaggles says I'll be on food stamps by day 8.
Gaggles Hitting all kinds of 4OAK....Beejay hits big premium 4oak on dollars.......then its starts, gaglles an Beejay hitting crazy amounts of 4OAK, Gaggles all on quarters, BeeeJay on $1 then $2.
Up and down, then a big one.....we were going to leave but I see a machine open right in front of me at bar,....beat Gaggles to it by a few seconds.....he heads off to other machines on floor,.....maybe 30 seconds in.......4 aces on $2. $1,600 handpay. Gaggles is NOT happy, but I knew when he wanted it and I got it I better go $2. Then I bought 4 So Co shots for the chicks that were chirping at gaggles for yelling Hookers and Blow. Security had us on the short leash.
Then after toasting gaggles impenidng backrooming with the ladies, the remaining $150 in machine, hit 2 more 4OAK and get up to $1,000. so now have $2,600. Get up to go, but now gaggles is back up on 4OAKS. Keep trying to leave but no one on same page. Go play some black jack switch, win $100. Sit with Jason hit 4oak while eat pizza and he gets a footlong on points. Seems I now have about $50 in food comps at Casino Royale haha.
Got to play roulette, Jason bails, find gaggles we play at machines not at bar. Each hit like 3 more 4oaks in short order. We are obliterated----ruined, destoryed. I tell him under no circumstances am I to be allowed to DRINK or GAMBLE ever again on this trip. an additonal caveat====NO ROULETTE under penality of death!!!
he goes to bathroom, I go to roulette table. Finally the wheel of MISFORTUNE hits for a $350 win, cash out. over to Dennys.
gaggles gets the SADDEST version of cheese fries I have ever seen. In chicago you could get shot for selling those cheese fries and the cops would close the case as a justifiable homicide. I get some fairly decent nachos, which are now disagreeing with me which is why i'm up typing this crap which i just lost on a damn windows 7 update and completely retyped!!!
these chicks by us at denny's are wasted. one is holding the others head. I ask if she is doing volunteer work for the "specially needs people". I say its nice you can mainstream your friend. Then a decent looking african american dude comes in and the large booty peurto rican chick with them (4 of them) starts talking to him, and so the guy i thought was BF must be her brother. he stays with the drunks. They ask about our food. I show them the largest serving of sour cream allowed by the laws of man. Now get your minds out of the gutter, especially you macker---they must have been having a problem with the safety on the sour cream gun at Denny's. be sure to wear your Kevlar vest when you have your new years dinner at Denny's on gaggle2 $2000 in casino royale comps Macker!
We get outta there and stumble back to
encore. I can barely see or walk, I find $180 inwynn chips jason sold me cause he forgot to cash them....sweet! I turn em in for cash so I can get a hard count to end the night. Gaggles disappears on way to elevator, carny whore is playing his stupid ass rhineroceros (still drunk sorry) slot.
then he eyes a progressvie quarter DDB. We buy in $100 each agree to split jackpot if either wins...royal only....no worries we didn't get it. But I his my 4OAK 3's on quarters, got up ro $200 and said I am DONE. cashed out went up to room.
I hear the door open a few minutes later while I'm changed in bathroom....gaggles thinks I'm still downstairs===="F'n Chaser" he yells, then sees me..... hahaha, I was in bathroom and heard it all!!!! We had a good laugh, hit the hay about 5:30am.
The nachos came back with a vengence and i reek of smoke......quick, shower. I don't think I can be a bar wench, my ass it to chafed from those crappy Casino Royale bar stools. I think I need some preparation H or compound W or something with a letter in it!!!! Actually just a shower...haha....ok I'm going back to bed now.
uh oh looks like no more worries about diamond in a day rules, i'm at 11,074 after that fiasco bloodbath at
flamingo last night....good lord.....almost makes me feel sorry for Casino Royale as I'd rather take Flamingos dirty corporate money!
more way way later in the day!