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How to hook up in vegas according to a server, a bartender, and a stripper

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by Mirageluvr, Nov 12, 2015.

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  1. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr Let's Ride!

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  2. tvon

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    Interesting.. but it doesn't really say much. Spend alot of money and be yourself.
     
  3. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr Let's Ride!

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    That was my takeaway. :evillaugh
     
  4. BreakEven

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    What if THAT is my problem? :(
     
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  5. Snidely

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    Sounds like marriage.
     
  6. lithium78

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    That was a hilarious article. Apparently, if you have a lot of money and openly spend it, then guys can get women at clubs. Astonishing stuff.
     
  7. WhskeyTangoFoxtrot

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    Step 1. Be attractive.
    Step 2. Don't be unattractive.
     
  8. Suekel

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    Silly article, and included one of my all time least favorite lines: "All girls love XYZ". (In this case, shoes). No, not all girls love shoes. Or shopping, or sponging free drinks off guys, or Real Housewives shows or whatever. Women are (SHOCKER) individual human beings with different tastes, likes and personalities. Just like men. Imagine that.
     
  9. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr Let's Ride!

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    I agree 100%, Suekel....great post.

    However, didn't Carrie on Sex and the City love shoes? So don't all women love shoes? My wife and daughter have enough shoes to last a lifetime X 10....just sayin. LOL
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  10. Snidely

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    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
     
  11. Mirageluvr

    Mirageluvr Let's Ride!

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    :nworthy:
     
  12. Bommen

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    As you mentioned its just a line, one is not suppose to take it literally and apply it to everyone. Just use some common sense will go along way with any advice, you can easily spot a girl from far if she cares about her footwear or not.
     
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    Oh really? I thought that girls were just shallow creatures, into shoes and shopping like they do in the TV shows. who would have though they were more complex creatures. :poke:

    Nah, just kidding, it is so funny how people stereotype others into a certain category. But I guess we all do that inside our heads. we may not show it on the outside but I'm sure that there is some of that going on in our heads when we see or meet someone.
     
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    I met a woman on a business trip. We had a client vendor relationship and talked on the phone but never met. She was pretty and had some cool shoes which I did notice and complimented her on. There was a whole story around the shoes. She bought me a Negroni. Well, long story short, I'm happily married and faithful but the shoe angle does work.
     
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    Lol. I was just thinking of that skit. :evillaugh Ahh, back when SNL was watchable.
     
  16. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    Not to threadjack, but year would you use say that would be?
     
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    Throw alot of money around.,

    Gee, no way i could have figured that out on my own.

    Now the trick is to pick up women by not throwing money around. This is where you have to use your wits and god given talents to get it done, thats a real challenge.

    it can be done no question, just requires some work.
     
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    I agree. But when I go to Vegas I want to play, not work.
     
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    This is the greatest post of all time. I award you one red Swingline stapler, and bow to you.
     
  20. UCLAGirl

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    I learned nothing from this article. I'm not even sure what they define as "hooking up" because the article mentioned nothing about how to end up in a hotel room.
     
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