Arrive at Bellagio early this past Saturday. After checking in I sit down with my wife to play 3 card poker. While she loves the game I find it boring and a money sucking waste of time. So start playing and 30 minutes later I hit a straight flush and two hands later three of kind. I'm up about 3k and stupidly think this trip might turn out to be successful. Stupid me. Left last night minus that 3k and much more. I think when I return in October I'm going to intentionally lose for awhile in a desperate attempt to change my luck. I couldn't win at anything. Blackjack? Nope. Three times in 2 hours the dealer matches my blackjack besides the innumerable 21s I experienced throughout my stay. Craps? Nope. It was one bottomless money sucking pit. I wanted to grab the stick and poke someone's eyes out. Maybe mine. In a final desperate attempt for salvation I gave up all my pride and manhood and played Sex in the City slots . I swear those women in the were laughing at me as they ate my money faster than my dogs eating their milk bones. I hate Vegas. Except I can't stay away.