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What's wrong with me?

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by Lovegas95, May 30, 2015.

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  1. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    Hmmm....the wife woke around 4am EST to the light glowing from my iPad. She thought I was on a porn run. That is the assumption usually, and still no forgiveness for my youthful indescretions many years ago :wink2:. As attempt to explain what I'm doing and why, I get a lecture of epic proportions. Why am I "obsessed" with Vegas she asks? Hmm...just when I thouht I had her well on her way to degeneracy in her own right. In my efforts to minimize said "obsession" by explaining that we VMBers are merely kindred spirits flocking together to share Vegas gaming, deals, memories, new developments, shows, food, etc., she who must be obeyed proceeds to remind me that I don't have to be a degenerate (her words) like everyone else :nono:. Wow! Have I arrived? Do I qualify as a VMB Degen when seen through the eyes of others? Out of the mouth of Vegas babes comes the truth I guess.
     
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  2. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    Tell her nothing's wrong with you. Normal behavior for a typical Vegas degenerate. Tell her "What's wrong with you? Hurry up, get with the program..." :wink2::poke::beer:
     
    Going to Hawaii's 9th Island!!
    Going to Hawaii's 9th island!!
  3. Piggylane

    Piggylane Well-Known Member

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    Remember, many of us have a blast with solo trips....
     
  4. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    This...just take her to vegas...introduce her to your host and get her spa comped on the back end
     
  5. C0usineddie

    C0usineddie VIP Whale

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    You must sleep when instructed to sleep and are not allowed to wake up outside of established norms.

    You will use the internet only for approved searches.

    You live in North Korea?

    Good for you for your degeneracy.
     
  6. nostresshere

    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    Ask her which you should spend your time on:

    a) Vegas Message Board Porn

    b) Real porn
     
  7. carolineno

    carolineno High-Roller

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    I don't think one is a degenerate if they are moderately obsessed with Vegas. I am, but I have no illusions of changing my life from some monster score. I just plan to have a high amount of playfulness in my life for the rest of my days, and going to Vegas is a fairly safe, cheap and easy way for me to have that while still raising kids and paying a mortgage. It's almost a good thing that Vegas is far from me because all the plotting and planning keeps the fun alive while I pay bills. :beer:
     
  8. nickle

    nickle Low-Roller

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    :nworthy:
     
  9. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    Good one...
     
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  10. ACMike

    ACMike High-Roller

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    Fortunately, my wife loves both Vegas and porn! :thumbsup:
     
  11. JeJas

    JeJas VIP Whale

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    The answer is b)
     
  12. Aces and Eights

    Aces and Eights VIP Whale

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    You are the luckiest person on Earth.
     
  13. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    if my wife didn't I wouldn't have married her

    when we first moved in together, my then roommate was helping me pack up her stuff
    he dropped a box and 3 porn tapes and a pair of handcuffs fell out

    he said "Okaaaaay I get why you're moving in with her so soon".....that was almost 18 years ago, LOL
     
  14. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    On tapatalk right now with the gf sleeping next to me!
     
  15. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    You've found the one!
     
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  16. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    Still not familiar with all the acronyms on the board so I'll just ask..Tringlomane, what's STP? Oh, and here's breaking news...the wife and I are gonna tear through Vegas this fall! Let it rain BJs (both kinds), 4OAKs and Royals!!
     
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  17. ACMike

    ACMike High-Roller

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    http://wizardofodds.com/games/video-poker/tables/super-times-pay/
     
  18. bebevegas

    bebevegas Low-Roller

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    Nothing wrong at all I say.. I was just as bad this weekend with all the kick ass TR's. Every break at work, bedtime, any 5 minutes I had to myself I had the Tapatalk up on the iPhone catching up where I left off last :)
     
  19. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    Must...Go...To...Vegas!!
  20. Lovegas95

    Lovegas95 Low-Roller

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    Me too...the TRs are a welcome escape from the otherwise monotonous daily grind. But then, the grind and adulthood are what we were in such a hurry to grow up for.
     
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