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Well that was embarrassing.....

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by WickedWife, Aug 24, 2015.

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  1. WickedWife

    WickedWife Tourist

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    Played my first game of Craps. Threw the dice so hard one of them bounced off the table and hit a girl at the next table right in the ass. Whoops.
     
  2. pressitagain

    pressitagain Low-Roller

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    That's why craps is such a fun game!!!!

    The stories.
     
  3. kleland

    kleland Tourist

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    Been there and done that. What am I talking about, I still do it :eek::D
     
  4. seviay

    seviay High-Roller

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    The best is when there's a lady at the opposite end of the table with a low-cut dress and you try to land one in the valley
     
  5. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    Sometimes when you do that it gets stuck.......:evillaugh :poke:
     
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  6. LolaDoggie

    LolaDoggie VIP Whale

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    Yup, sounds about right. I hit the one of the dealers in the head...twice at 4 Queens the only time I tried craps. The "stick man" (is that what he's called?) started yelling "wild thrower on the table".
     
  7. WickedWife

    WickedWife Tourist

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    Thanks guys, hearing those storie makes me feel better

    And I'll have to try that "dice in the cleavage" trick, lol.
     
  8. mykidsdad

    mykidsdad Tourist

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    My daughter's 21st birthday trip she managed to hit older woman at the other end of the table right in the ear. Twice. Once on the fly, never touched the table.
     
  9. topcard

    topcard Older than the Stardust!

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    "Same dice, please!"
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  10. seviay

    seviay High-Roller

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    Bonus points for saying "same dice, please" and then creepily smelling them while closing your eyes and breathing deeply. :wink2:
     
  11. vegasvic

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    I've seen dice go in peoples drinks, I've seen them go down a woman's cleavage. Saw one hit a guy in the eye and medical had to be called.
     
  12. vegasvic

    vegasvic VIP Whale

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    double post
     
  13. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    Some tables are intentionally bouncy to thwart dice setters. I know one of the tables at TI is for sure.

    I once was on a long run at Harrah's with a guy from Germany as the shooter. I was on the end opposite from him. After about 20 passes, he bounced one into the chip tray right in front of me. It was a 3. On the table was a 4. He passed probably another 20 times after that.
     
  14. EastCoastVegasFan!

    EastCoastVegasFan! High-Roller

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    My friend Jane, who never shot dice, threw 1 of the 2 dice and it hit the stick man in the chest, on the fly. My mind was blown.
     
  15. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Whenever I have a female friend who is rolling for the first time, I always whisper in her ear "throw it as hard as you can!"
     
  16. WDMJB

    WDMJB Low-Roller

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    My first time playing craps I was on a table with a group of 10 of us traveling together. My friend on the opposite end threw it into my cleavage......
     
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    Creepiest thing I have read all day...
     
  18. Nevyn

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    My first time throwing the dice I didn't really know you had to hit the back wall for a valid roll. Kept missing it and the boys were making fun of me a bit. A friend explained and on the next roll both dice left the table.
     
  19. KellyLovesVegas

    KellyLovesVegas certified personal trainer/retired space nerd

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    That's what my husband told me. He knows I'm not good at throwing a softball, football, or baseball. On my first roll, both dice cleared the table: one barely grazed the tray and dropped onto the floor, the other flew through the air an additional five feet before dropping to the floor. I didn't go near a craps table for the remainder of that trip!
     
  20. seviay

    seviay High-Roller

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    Good, you got the intended "mood." Now picture your boy Kenny Powers doing it. Pro.
     
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