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Wasted in Las Vegas

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by sco5123, Mar 4, 2013.

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  1. sco5123

    sco5123 VIP Whale

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    Do forgive my alcohol-freeness but I love tales of wastedness. They are so hilarious. What are some of the best drunk tales you have?
     
  2. Molder66

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    I did what?

    Gee, I don’t remember, but everyone said I had a lot of fun. :drunk:
    “if you can’t remember it didn’t happen”, right?
     
  3. Sonya

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    I had something to do with a limo. I think. And someone shouting out the window - "I am crippled!!" "My ass is falling out of my pants!" and "You're jealous because I'm so awesome." over and over in varying order.

    But then again... What happens in Vegas....
     
  4. texdan17

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    Wife and I got drunk at Cosmo and then meandered back to Paris taking all the porn slapper cards we could...we then got in an elevator with an older (50s?) couple and proceeded to rate the ladies for possible call-ins... "oh look, honey, she just got out of school...I wonder if she was a bad girl?" --- "oh these two are good friends...very "handy" with each other..." -- needless to say the faces they made for 26 floors were priceless. I then drunken gambled for two hours and ended up with $500 more than I started. Drinking is fun.
     
  5. JosieCat

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    Unfortunately, the one time I drunken gambled in Vegas I ended up with $500 LESS than I started with. That's why I usually try to stay sober - especially on my solo trips. Not to mention the fact that I'm the most obnoxious drunk ever :).
     
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    Definitely nothing as funny as what some of you have or I am sure will be posted, but after having stayed at the Venetian/Palazoo for 6-7 straight stays when we were making frequent trips and this time we got a last minute offer from Bellagio and stayed there to try it. One night while at Mandalay Bay seeing the Michael Jackson show, we were in that area most of the afternoon and night drinking and gambling and dinner, all this why the wife does not usually drink, we got a cab and said Venetian and got dropped off, walked in and got to Grand lux right before the elevators and both the wife and i looked at each other and said, "damn were effed up" and turned around and walked to bellagio and our room.
     
  7. bswim

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    HAHAHA

    I usually point to my wife and say "no thanks, that's what I brought her along for!" :thumbsup:
     
  8. sco5123

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    No that IS funny!! Lmao...I had to reread the last line for it to sink in.

    great tales you all! Keep 'er coming.
     
  9. sco5123

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    Yeah the idea of being solo and being drunk sounds like a scary combo. While I do not drink, occasionally i want to do an "all-out-Vegas" kind of experience but I know I have to wait until a group trip---probably a bachelorette party/weekend.
     
  10. tigershark

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    I've had some very irresponsible drunken nights in Vegas. The one that stands out the most to everyone is when I was out there with just my cousin and we were staying at the Luxor. We woke up early and I had a 40 of King Cobra for breakfast, but my cousin insisted that was a bad idea and opted to drink nothing but water until probably 5PM.

    I had been drinking heavy since about 8AM and once ~9:30PM rolled around, we decided to go try the steak dinner at Ellis Island for the first time and it was awesome. After that we decided to play craps there for both of our first times ever, but I was asked to leave after throwing the dice off the table multiple times, falling down/stumbling around, etc. This is pretty much the last thing I remember before waking up in a parking garage to a jingling noise, like keys. I sat up and saw a security guard walking toward me so I got up to run, but I had to stop and exorcist vomit all over the place. I then ran through the first door I saw and I was back inside of Ellis Island and saw my cousin going over to an ATM. He runs up to me and goes, "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?" He had lost all of his money in the couple of hours that I was missing and decided that he had to wait around there for me and was going to pull more out to blow while he waited for me to show back up.

    After that, we walked back to our hotel with me attempting to talk to girls the whole way and they just didn't dig the whole "drunk guy with puke all over himself" look. Went to bed around 2AM and woke up with a killer hangover. I take precautions now to make sure I don't get pass out midstep drunk anymore.
     
  11. QuaDxAceZ

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    Was out in LV a couple years ago for a friends bachelor party..went to ricks cabaret(strip club) very drunk, and a little too wreckless..don't really remember the night but know nothing too exciting happened there. Woke up the next morning and checked my bank account and saw that ricks stuck me with a $1400 charge..never will go to a strip club drunk again.
     
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    I was at Mirage with a a homegirl of mines and got so wasted from Jager Bombs that we got into a argument and she said I jumped soem wall and ran down the street...last thing I remember was standign at the inf ront Mandalay Bay wondering how the hell I got there so I started walking back to room (mind you my room was at Tahiti Village)...went wrong way and ended up past UNLV...wtf....I was toasted, dusted and disgusted......and still ended the night on a happy noye... ;-)
     
  13. Nevyn

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    Strangely, on a grand scale of my drunken escapades, my Vegas drunkenness has been rather tame.

    The most drunk I've been in Vegas was in 2007. I was there with friends, and a co-worker ended up in town the same time for a conference.

    We started out at the Dealertainers' pit, getting the cocktail waitress bringing us fresh ones so quick we almost got her in trouble. Then we met my friends at the MC Brewpub, and my coworker ordered their giant cylinder of beer thinking all 7 of us were staying .... five minutes before the other 5 took off. That left the two of us to drink it all. About halfway through my buddy tried calling one of the porn slapper #s and got hung up on.

    We finished that off, and then went down to MB so I could see the TheHotel room work was getting for him, and raid the minibar for travellers. And then we went to Luxor to meet one other buddy and watch Luxor. I took my seat and my coworker went to the bar and got us a pair of double rye and waters.

    I survived the ordeal ok, but my buddy managed to sleep through most of his first Vegas show.
     
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    This did not happen to me but luckily I got to witness it and now share with you all. Last March a group of us arrived in Vegas with our home base being Bills Gambling Hall & Saloon. One of our friends (Bert)that does not drink very much sat at the electronic craps table and was winning and drinking until this reporter had to go to bed. The next morning I call his roomate to see if they want to do breakfast and we all meet at the Flamingo buffet. While waiting in line I find out Bert had not yet been to bed and was still quite intoxicated. As we approach the cashier Bert says to me that he is not going to eat but just wants to pay for us all and to come find him in the Flamingo sports book when done. After we finished we headed to the sports book but could not see Bert. After a closer look we saw a guy passed out at the horse racing betting cubicle with tickets all over the place. We tapped him on the shoulder and he lifted his head long enough to look at the guy in the cubicle next to him (opposite direction of the tap) and back down he went. We tried a couple more times until I declared Bert is a big boy and can handle himself. We went back to Bill's up to the room to enjoy some cocktails until we got a call from the front desk to come down. Once we got there we see Bert in a wheel chair with tickets sticking out of every pocket and two Flamingo security guards with him. Apparently the Flamingo frowns on drunks sprawled out on their floor after falling out of their chair.
     
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    Two friends and myself were at the Paris playing LIR with another couple next to us (Husband/Wife ?) anyways we are 2 sheets to the wind already and after about an hour or so, the CW delivers us all another round beers for us wine for the lady. About 5 min later the lady and guy get up to leave and my buddy noticed she left her full glass on the table. Being the gentlemen he chased them down with her wine glass in tow. He says "hey you left your drink behind" She looks at him, her eyes cross and she passes out right on the floor :confused2: The Husband picks her up and says she toast, and my buddy agrees and then sucks her glass of wine down and heads back to the table :drunk:
     
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    I remember one night we started at the Flamingo, took the tram to the Strat and one girl with us threw a cup away outside the strat. As she threw away the cup she also threw her iPhone away with it is the only plausible thing we could figure out the next day. Well that night she figured out that it was gone about a half hour later and we were all too drunk to think it might be in the trashcan. So she freaked out and went to security, which took like an hour or more. I sat and drank while waiting for her to figure out what she was going to do. Finally got her out of there and made it downtown. Got down there and grabbed a big drink from La Bayou and promptly lost everyone in my party. Next think i know ive hit a slot at LVC for like $200 and they call me saying they are in a cab at in n out and headed back to the strip. I was getting pretty drunk so I got pissed that they left me. My buddy that stayed in our room got back to the room and was waiting for me. He had drank a whole football of vodka and red bull, so needless to say he was out like a light when I got to the room. I had to lay the wife in the cab on the way back to the Flamingo as she told the driver she was going to puke on his back seat if he hit any bumps about 15 times. It was like 1030 pm and I finally just said to heck with them all and took off on my own. I remember it seemed every place I went at least 2-3 ladies of the night came up to me and asked if I wanted to go upstairs with them, I finally got smart and just started asking them if they were hookers before they even sat down. One of the last things I remember is my wife and buddy calling me about 7am asking me where I was. I hadnt a clue what casino I was in at that point and had to ask directions to get out front to see what one I was in. Pretty soon they came and found me outside PH just sitting there drinking a beer, I promptly went back to the room for a few hours and took a nap. Got up and started it all over again! What a night, I will never forget it as long as I live!
     
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    Wow you don't drink? Interesting.

    I imagine you still have fun anyway. Lol

    I remember getting wasted when I went with, count'em, 9 women, to Vegas. I ate at Rio buffet at 3pm and had nothing more to eat and was drinking 2for1 cranberry and vodkas at some club in PHO near...3am.

    It didn't end well. It all went downhill when we stopped dancing and left....too early imo. I gotta work that off. Lol

    I drink but ONLY socially. I may have a beer alone but that's ultra-rare. Sometimes I may go a month or so without drinking anything. It all depends on what get together I go to.
     
  18. tigershark

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    My all time favorite drunken Vegas story comes from my buddy. He went to Spearmint Rhino wasted, got thrown out for puking on the floor in front of the stage, and then he bumped into a girl outside the building. We lived in Denver and she lived in CA, but he ended up getting her number and moving in with her a few months later and they've been living happily together ever since...
     
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    This thread reminded me of my favorite quite about drinking:

    "I love drinking; I hate people who don't drink. Never met an interesting person in my life who didn't drink. If you don't drink you're a boring **** and all your stories suck. All your stories end the same way: "and then I got home. I've decided that I'm going to punch people in the face if they say the following sentence and I encourage you to do the same because they think they're better than you. Anyone who says, "I don't need to drink or take drugs to have fun. I'm high on life." punch that **** in the head until your hand breaks." -Jim Jeffries
     
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    I do many times find folk who don't drink don't "let their hair down as much" but that's not true for them all.

    People who don't drink get the shaft when they go to all-inclusive resorts. If you don't drink, it's a waste of money.

    I like to go out with people that get a bit wild (yet still be safe, of course).

    Many times there are people that simply shouldn't drink at all. Running out into strip traffic and shit. There's the saying:

    "The drunk girl is cool till she throws up all over your shoes."

    Anyway, there's a reason Prohibition got nixed. Most of the fine children of today were conceived by parents whilst being drunk. Lol
     
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